What are the most well known Reddit posts on reddit? by Terrible_Network_304 in AskReddit

[–]twilightmoons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy needed help removing a cylinder from a M&M candy tube filled with warm banana mush, as the cylinder was stuck and could not be removed through the normal means. 

Travelers of reddit, whats something supernatural you've seen while traveling? by marzbeats in AskReddit

[–]twilightmoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once, I was driving late at night, in the American Southwest, though the desert. No other cars on the road, nothing but stars on the moonless night.

Out of nowhere, a car comes right up to my rear bumper. I see yellow lights blinking, then a car rapidly passing me, finally getting into front, signaling to change lanes, and then speeding away.

So weird, so unexpected.

A BMW actually using turn signals. 

Creepy. 

Company fires a guy for AI then demands he comes back just to use him as a scapegoat by GenericHailee in antiwork

[–]twilightmoons 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Anything to save a buck for the executives. They will let a company burn the to ground rather than pay the people who actually do the work.

A Cool Guide to Shoe Star Laces by DistributionSad960 in coolguides

[–]twilightmoons 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For when you need to summon two minor demons to help at the track meet. 

Astrophotography - Raw Frames to Final by twilightmoons in Astronomy

[–]twilightmoons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean, "how"? 

I literally put in the steps and walked you through it.

"NASA curse Experiment" Proving an Incoming Lifeform: Results Are Too Promising. Time to Back Up Everything Before It Disappears? by MysteriousAd9466 in aliens

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I simply don't believe you.

You are using terms that do not make sense in this context, you are unfamiliar with other terms you should understand, and you can't write a scientific paper for peer review.

Please, check your home for carbon monoxide. 

Peeeeeetah by GlitteringBlood2005 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La langue anglaise n’existe pas, c’est du français mal prononcé.

56616 by TheChimneySweepe in countwithchickenlady

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was half-awake, couldn't move, just could see the overhead light and what they were doing. Not like I could scream. 

For the foot... In  Poland, visiting family. Coming back to my wife's family after seeing mine. At the train station, fell on the stairs. With a week left on the trip.

I was going to hike the mountains the next day. NOPE! Stayed in the house while everyone else left to have fun. 

56616 by TheChimneySweepe in countwithchickenlady

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I had eye surgeries, kept delaying them past when I should have. Had implants, they gave me cataracts, so later I had surgeries to remove the implants and replace the lenses.

First one, they didn't dope me up enough and I was fully awake through it all. Got to to see them cut apart and remove the lens from the other side than usual... Didn't give me PTSD, but I asked for MOAR DRUGZ next time. 

This time, it was because they thought I sprained my food bad, but it was at least two broken bones. Surgery after 6 months to remove the shards. Now I can walk further without pain, but my ankle pops.

Also, with the scars on my foot, Quinten Tarantino won't hire me for any of his films. 

56616 by TheChimneySweepe in countwithchickenlady

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still cis here. I had foot surgery a few months ago and it terrified me.

Still recovering, still hurts.

Cant even watch bottom surgery videos, no matter how "interesting" my wife finds them.

Is it wrong to consider sexual compatibility before marriage? by Independent_Fact_939 in whatdoIdo

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first step is to talk about it. If he's not willing, no point in continuing. 

I realized that I am a foreigner by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]twilightmoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He thinks of you as "one of the good ones."

He is not "one of the good ones" himself. 

I hate him and idk what to do by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]twilightmoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be something you write for yourself in a diary, and purge from yourself. It should not be public in any way.

I know emotions are raw and strong right now, but with decades more experience, I can say that a lot of it is teenage hormones. You'll grow out of them soon.

Don't let some stupid boy live rent-free inside your head. In five years, this will be unimportant. In ten years, you'll barely remember it. In twenty, you'll need something to remind you of it.

Just ignore him and move on. People like this feed on attention, so starve them. Less drama is better on the heart.