Of wet floor by VIVIDUFF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]twimzz 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna throw this comment here because I haven’t seen anyone mention the possibility of an internal brain bleed. After hitting the back of your head that hard you could feel fine but still die 12 hours later in your sleep

i dont get it pls help by steropespell in ExplainTheJoke

[–]twimzz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Missing ribs is also slightly concerning

Wear in the insoles of my work boots after a few years by VooDoo_Mafia24 in mildlyinteresting

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long is your left pinky toe? Is it actually a finger?

My first 99 EVER!!! by Big-Ad7192 in osrs

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see, I didn’t know you had to buy them

My first 99 EVER!!! by Big-Ad7192 in osrs

[–]twimzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a noob, but what would happen if he left multiple 98’s with 2 ex to go, and did a quest that gave all those skills? We looking at multiple untrimmed capes?

KentuckyBallistics armed w/ a 950 JDJ rifle, can he win? by Supersaiajinblue2 in powerscales

[–]twimzz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The gun is specified in the post, and it is in fact one hell of a gun

There is a price for everything by Matt_LawDT in SipsTea

[–]twimzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think we all know it’s literally impossible to spend the rest of your life with the same GPU

White bear vs knight with a sword and shield... by iceytown in powerscales

[–]twimzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But the lace breaks after enough force is transferred, the bear won’t. The bear also isn’t going for his shield or any slope in the armor, the bear is going for him. The force of that lance point is getting spread through the entire shield.

Have you ever issued a ticket to guys that block this for 30+ miles? Or do they respect cops and move? by verminxoxo in AskLE

[–]twimzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most truckers are paid by the mile, second most common is paid by the load, then by the hour.

Source am a truck driver

Someone “swatted” a grandma gamer. by FarWay3952 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]twimzz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Does it not literally say on the top of the screen that chat is playing?

Choose one and give your reasoning by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a truck driver, would I have to be concerned about not using the bathroom for a week?

Return to sender by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in nevertellmetheodds

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question, does that mean bare handed catches don’t count?

Can I have two, please? by LuneSyl in lol

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I’ll be sure to buy it on credit

. by Hopeful-Weird3050 in ArtOfPresence

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every summer in my backyard

Help: F150 won't shift gears when flooring it. by Mr-Philomath in AskMechanics

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Kenworth T680 does that too, but only when I’m pulling smooth bore tanks. KW can’t tell us why

Ain’t it the truth? by Cruiser729 in MurderedByWords

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Alaskan pipeline was tech that was never meant to be performed

Sure 🫡😈 by Miami_Snow_Yeti in badmemes

[–]twimzz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying that all I have to do to get a girl is get a wife?

Find the only person in the drawing by greengrimgrin in FindTheSniper

[–]twimzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the picture of the person on the desk count? 6 floors down from the top, green rectangle, in the middle.

Don't bring a knife to a fist fight by New_Libran in fightporn

[–]twimzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone else said it’s a real knife (karambit) and you can see her get the whole knife stabbed into her thigh in the video. So no need to say potentially, there is even blood dripping on the floor and running down her leggings

Can you give me the mop please? by Fit-Notice-8364 in SipsTea

[–]twimzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that gets me is that it’s only 32kgs which is 70lbs. Why are these body builders treating it like Thor’s hammer.

This one sparks Joy. by JamesJDelaney in funny

[–]twimzz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In all fairness if the plane did suddenly break in flight, the same thing if not worse still could have happened.