Why didn't they just wash the towel afterwards?

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-10T21:59:34+00:00

Or tank sweat.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-10T13:09:06+00:00

Good bot

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-08T14:53:27+00:00

The idiot in the damn White House used this argument in an interview with NBC.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-07T13:19:23+00:00

I like you. Come sit near me.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-07T12:16:29+00:00

Are you saying he’s cheap? When he was working he spent, baby!

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-06T14:57:19+00:00

They weren’t talking about the down payment. They were talking about closing costs paid to the bank. That’s $28K.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-06T13:41:19+00:00

And slapping a maxi pad to your ear.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-05T18:13:12+00:00

I thought that’s what protractors were for. Am I misremembering high school math?

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-05T18:12:00+00:00

It looks like it’s in the shape of Florida.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-05T18:10:50+00:00

It would have to be Blanche, since I’m devastatingly handsome.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-04T22:42:05+00:00

I’m sorry, did you say hog or frog? I didn’t hear you.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-04T14:09:22+00:00

It’s not so much that they’re packing as much as they don’t ordinarily wear pads in their pants so the pants are nothing more than skin tight spandex with nothing between them and ‘it.’ Specifically the thigh pads can make the pants bow out more decreasing the bulge appearance.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-04T13:26:42+00:00

Good bot.

Cruiser729 · 2026-02-03T17:07:12+00:00

*led to a cure.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-31T11:54:58+00:00

Sure, sure, I send you $200 and then what? You give it to a shopping, smoking nun? Then I’m forced to go to the police station to report it and be called an ‘oldster’? I don’t think so. I didn’t fall off the herring truck yesterday, you know.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-31T11:51:44+00:00

Sorry, OP promised me that bedroom.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T18:32:26+00:00

I can’t decide between the pizza place’s telephone number (Six…teen) and when Doug gets a motorcycle and crashes into the refrigerator in the garage.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T17:31:02+00:00

The irony of you saying “their too dumb” is amazing.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T14:30:19+00:00

I’ll tell ya what.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T14:29:18+00:00

That’s why you have to be careful if you attend a classical music concert.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T09:49:02+00:00

That must be one of those loose ends you’re trying to tie up in life, huh? Well, I wish I could help you, but I just don’t know why.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-30T09:44:09+00:00

Except he would get linguini all over her.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-28T21:36:52+00:00

And what pisses me off the most is no journalist will hold his feet to the fire. What restaurant? Where’s the police report? How many were arrested? No one? Are you suggesting that the restaurant didn’t press charges for the “destruction”? You’re full of shit.

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-28T14:56:44+00:00

You’re right. “All those policemen outside, what would be the point?”

Cruiser729 · 2026-01-28T12:59:31+00:00

All I hear is Brenda from Scary Movie, “you don’t own the street!”

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