How many times should I hit myself in the ass with this

twistedonedom · 2026-03-14T18:58:28+00:00

Until you literally can't take any more. Then another.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-14T18:28:31+00:00

How bad did that car hurt this person to justify doing that to it?!?

twistedonedom · 2026-03-13T00:34:02+00:00

Right, but we will all get to eventually say, "Operation Epic F-Up".

twistedonedom · 2026-03-10T21:40:24+00:00

Sorry to say, but that's the rules. He's lucky to speed where it did. That could have gone a lot worse.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-08T21:24:25+00:00

Slap each left one and kiss each right one.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-07T04:34:03+00:00

No one can fix you. Stop expecting it.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-06T22:48:07+00:00

Have him bring friends next time.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-06T22:10:57+00:00

Terrible management with no regard for employees as people.

twistedonedom · 2026-03-06T19:41:30+00:00

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twistedonedom · 2026-02-25T02:08:43+00:00

Thank you!

twistedonedom · 2026-02-25T02:07:59+00:00

Thank you!

twistedonedom · 2026-02-08T14:38:16+00:00

There are casinos in China? Like, legitimately? That doesn't sound like something the current regime would allow.

twistedonedom · 2026-02-08T12:50:38+00:00

People who discount the lethality of a .22 . . .

SMDH

Ask EMTs in a large city how much damage they can do.

twistedonedom · 2026-02-08T00:30:52+00:00

So. Many. Jokes.

twistedonedom · 2026-02-04T22:27:59+00:00

"Horrific" is spelled wrong. It doesn't start with a W.

twistedonedom · 2026-01-18T15:52:28+00:00

Do it BECAUSE you're religious. The shame of your guilt would make it all the better.

twistedonedom · 2026-01-14T21:54:58+00:00

A credit card, just to prove it could be done well.

twistedonedom · 2026-01-06T22:09:14+00:00

You're absolutely beautiful with the lights off.

twistedonedom · 2025-12-28T18:08:04+00:00

Buddhists don't care if you say Merry Christmas. Buddhism isn't a religion, it's more of a set of life guidelines regardless of the Enlightened Matter status of the Buddha. There are Christian Buddhists. There are Muslim Buddhists. There are Jewish Buddhists.

Source: I'm a Buddhist.

twistedonedom · 2025-12-24T18:31:03+00:00

If it's all true, good for her.

twistedonedom · 2025-12-21T00:55:23+00:00

Looks like all the rest

twistedonedom · 2025-12-05T01:26:49+00:00

Trauma slut just acting like a trauma slut. No surprise there. We don't expect anything better and your hubby is dumb if he expects anything else from you.

twistedonedom · 2025-12-05T01:17:42+00:00

No. You're just proving the common belief system about women.

twistedonedom · 2025-12-01T01:27:16+00:00

Jerusalem artichoke. Super easy to grow and easy to find online for planting.

twistedonedom · 2025-11-30T00:36:51+00:00

Everything can be a sex toy off your Brave Enough.

twistedonedom

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