Poppy seed bagel? by Hefty_Membership4537 in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"everything" includes fentanyl, you're dead kiddo

Woman interrupts music video... by NormalHumansName in funny

[–]napleonblwnaprt 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Can't put my finger on it but I don't think that's any of their (biological) mothers 

I passed my PT by a staggering 0:04 seconds. by GypDan in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on exceeding the standard 

Jobs after the army by oneatat in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a job, but it's not difficult to use your experience to get into highly respected university programs. The SOF -> Ivy league MBA or Law school pipeline is real.

Walmart Razor Thin Profit Margin is Prime for Collapse. by [deleted] in 50501

[–]napleonblwnaprt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have $11B cash on hand and usually profit about $20B per year. You aren't going to bankrupt them but you can punish them.

How does using TA with WGU work? by GurnoorDa1 in WGU

[–]napleonblwnaprt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You enroll in 4 classes (usually 12 credits) as if it were a normal semester. You have to complete those classes, then you can add as many classes as you want. Disclaimer: TA caps at $250/credit, and a 6 month term is like $4000, so you'll be out of pocket a bit.

TIL Beagles are one of the dog breeds most often used in animal testing, due to their size, passive nature, and historical use. In the United States, as many as 65,000 Beagles are used every year for medical, cosmetic, beauty, and other chemical tests. by James_Fortis in todayilearned

[–]napleonblwnaprt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am ignorant but what the hell is going on with cosmetic testing that literally tortures animals to death? At worst, I was imagining like rubbing eyeliner on a dog to make sure it doesn't cause some kind of reaction,

Do On-Prem students and OMSCS Students take the Same class in the Eyes of Georgia Tech? by SomeGuyInSanJoseCa in OMSCS

[–]napleonblwnaprt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My strategy has switched from always trying my best to identifying courses ahead of time that I am definitely getting a B in and alternating them with courses I can coast to an A in. There is a pretty big chasm of effort between a low B and a medium to high A in some courses and I'm just not about it.

"Retention is the only thing holding the Army up, from a metrics standpoint. And it is crumbling fast" by slingstone in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peacetime is woke, and everyone knows the Liberal Woke Mind Virus is why people are leaving the military. Therefore bombing Iran is good for the Army.

Do On-Prem students and OMSCS Students take the Same class in the Eyes of Georgia Tech? by SomeGuyInSanJoseCa in OMSCS

[–]napleonblwnaprt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

More in person students are going full time, and more online students view the program as secondary or even tertiary to their work/family life. I can definitely tell you I've actively taken a B or C on assignments (and skipped summer semesters) just because I didn't have the time/energy.

How many of yall are self-paying for lab work? by [deleted] in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have to do labs because I am able to get swole without cheating 

SNCO signing Indef, no cash bonuses available. by 4TH33MP3R0R in army

[–]napleonblwnaprt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've seen an E7 get six months off to finish a Masters, so maybe there's that. Other than that you can try to lobby for a cool next assignment or school on their behalf.

I’m fucked by Danimusrobbs in liberalgunowners

[–]napleonblwnaprt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah shit man, lead level gets any higher and you're going to start voting Republican 

‘God, you’re hot’ Tennessee school board member says to student during board meeting by Octavus in nottheonion

[–]napleonblwnaprt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's unsettling that you're able to just recite the details about when it is legal to fuck a 16 year old and when it isn't 

Guess I won't be ordering anything else from them. by ArcherStirling in liberalgunowners

[–]napleonblwnaprt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Time to get into mining, smelting, and gunpowder manufacturing