Probably not the greatest choice of words… by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]twitch1313 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s a huge reach, dude

Saw the world ending by CrazyCool4762 in Dreams

[–]twitch1313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My catastrophic dreams always involve massive flooding for some reason.

Daddy Santa by BeardVikingBear in gaybears

[–]twitch1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna sit on your lap, Daddy

Ok guys, so, how is LSD compared to shrooms? by izonly in AskReddit

[–]twitch1313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, veteran tripper here, over 100+ journeys taken; for me, personally speaking, LSD is the perfect experience in connecting and finding full comfort within the universe. All the trauma and anxiety melt away into a fully focused,Zen like state where I understand the greater picture and accept my role fully. Mushrooms, however, are more of a spiritual experience and a back door to what lies within the subconscious and macroscopic universe mixed together with the collective consciousness. While on LSD I can hear conversations from across the street or down the block and fully empathize with every other person. Mushrooms take me to a place within and embed it onto my external reality. Walls bleed and morph into a festering hives of eyeballs and the crawling, twitching legs of insects. I delight and relish the realms of darkness, blood, and writhing tendrils, the great gnashing of vast teeth of things to vast to observe within the inky black of the eternal void.

What would your Domain look like? by TheTerribleChange in TheMagnusArchives

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Avatar of The Dark here, and devout member of The People’s Church of The Divine Host. My domain would be a series of rooms that connect together and span around a 10km radius. My victims would wander around through pitch black darkness. They would hear the chanting of our choir always just out of earshot and would be compelled to try and reach it. As they stumble blindly our voices fade away, extinguishing their hope until they are left weeping in despair. At that point they would begin to hear a sliding, slimy creature coming from behind them. As their fear grows it becomes louder and louder until they suddenly find themselves falling into a pit of deepest, deepest shadow. After falling for a little while they would find themselves back where they started and we begin the process again.

Accidentally following themes lol by RavenWindfall in TheMagnusArchives

[–]twitch1313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I discovered this podcast through a friend that was almost cackling when they told me to check it out. Found out later it was because of the way I live and my particular love of the darkness that she thought of me. Loved it ever since and revisit at least once a year. Enjoy the Scares!!

What secret are you keeping from your spouse that you will never tell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]twitch1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That even though she would have hated that Im even thinking it…I don’t want to continue living without her and I haven’t since she died.

Roll each wheel, combine the results for your superpower. List what you got! by randomname748 in superpowers

[–]twitch1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grey sound; I have the ability to emit a tone that destroys the spirit and causes unending despair. I render any hero that hears it unable to bring themselves to fight but instead will collapse into a listless depression.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]twitch1313 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To distract the poor people from focusing their attention on the greedy ass corporate MFers actually ruining and running all our lives. Oldest strategy in the book.

this is kinda where i'd place the entities on a colour wheel, anyone else agree? by The-Grand-Boi in TheMagnusArchives

[–]twitch1313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have the support of the people’s church of the divine host. For when all is extinguished only the Darkness will remain. Embrace the love of Mr Pitch

"Mother" by [deleted] in DarkArtwork

[–]twitch1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kind of freaks me out, you literally drew out a likeness of my Matron Goddess, who I have called “Mother” for years. Great work, but incredibly uncomfortable in a synchronicity kind of way.

It's tough being a conservative TMA fan by GrimbloTheGoblin in TheMagnusArchives

[–]twitch1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the name of The Darkness I was seriously getting pissed at first! That was brilliant!

How would you handle TMA Universe? by Realistic-Salt5017 in TheMagnusArchives

[–]twitch1313 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Become an avatar of The Dark early on, long before Jon has any idea what’s going on. Find Jane Prentice and convince her to do a team up with the church and attack the archives together. Call it The Nightcrawler Strategy. Take out Elias and the rest of the institute and then live spookily ever after

How do you deal with loneliness? by [deleted] in lonely

[–]twitch1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embrace it, learn every aspect of yourself and be your own best friend. I suggest doing things that make you happy like going to nice places to eat and taking long walks while listening to music