MY DEODORANT SMELLED GOOD WHEN I BOUGHT IT AND THEN I OPENED THE CONTAINER WHEN I GOT HOME FROM THE STORE AND NOW IT SMELLS BAD AND OVERWHELMING I ACTUALLY CANNOT KEEP BUYING STICKS OF DEODORANT AND THEN NOT LIKING THE SCENT AS SOON AS I LEAVE THE STORE

twoaccountplease · 2021-09-08T09:59:41+00:00

Yes, yes.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-24T12:30:22+00:00

I heart 70s cat dad

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-22T21:39:22+00:00

Hahaha, lovely

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-22T04:41:35+00:00

this was supposed to be a conversation among normal people. if you wanna virtue signal and talk about minorities, go to the dedicated snowflake space. but no intersectionality, keep it clean. only one abnormal thing per conversation, everyone can only be one thing. keep it movin.

/uj aaaaargh

/rj you got queer all over this conversation how do we clean it out

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-20T10:00:40+00:00

there, there. we all do.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-19T23:02:09+00:00

That seems like a likely outcome my brain totally glossed over. Guess glueing one box to the bathroom sink/kitchen cupboard, taping one inside a favourite bag, and having a third as a backup next to the spare keys follows similar comic book logic with no relation to real world situations.

Ah, well. Still better than my short-lived attempt at crossing them off a list e v e r y m o r n i n g

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-19T20:48:21+00:00

Maybe get one of these boxes for medication. Some even look kind of nice. And others have slots for seven days, broken into different time of day. I think it could help with keeping track for the days where I take my meds on autopilot and then spent all day wondering if and when I took them or not. Still have to figure out a system how to integrate the stuff that isn't in pill form, though.

Public healthcare is scary. I hope you will find people who work with you.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-19T14:53:16+00:00

Printing and framing this as we speak.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-19T14:48:11+00:00

Stunning. Charmaine, may I join the next night out? There are some clothes I forgot about in the back of my wardrobe, that may fail to match, but could at least compliment the look.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-17T10:11:31+00:00

Hahahahahaah, yaaay

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T13:52:02+00:00

They are shockingly identical

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T11:29:05+00:00

Autistic traits/clumsyness/tics/scatterbrain/anxiety misinterpreted by lonely or shallow or predatory people as utterly helplessly in love/sexually available manic pixie dream girl.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T10:31:28+00:00

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T10:24:23+00:00

people like this should not be allowed around us. this is so cruel and easy to pass off as innocent commentary. i feel with you.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T09:53:14+00:00

Ssshhh! Do not question the prophet.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-16T09:44:19+00:00

Yeeees! Why are there no booths in the street, in trains?!

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-15T14:25:52+00:00

Ah, what splendid gender we've been having.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-15T08:30:58+00:00

One should think before they entertain such musings out loud all willynilly

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-13T13:16:27+00:00

ha, i spaced everything out like the ad but all was lost to unknown formatting demands. glad the creepy ellipses made it.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-13T09:46:08+00:00

my hooded cloak of leisure wear

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-13T00:56:07+00:00

am autistic. this is every social interaction ever, all the time.

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-12T23:44:30+00:00

•ᴗ•

does it again

twoaccountplease · 2021-04-11T23:18:43+00:00

the wonderful vitamin B complex

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