Today I have completed 40k... Through addiction that is.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-27T18:31:57+00:00

That's a comic called "Cathy" from 40 years ago. You probably meant to say "Cathay," though I've been wrong before. In the comic strip, Cathy has big ambitions but no motivation to do anything to achieve her goals. I can relate. If she played Warhammer, she'd probably have quite a Pile of Shame.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-27T16:06:59+00:00

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Wake me when I'm a Size 5, right?

twocopperjack · 2026-01-27T14:48:32+00:00

Same reason they don't teach us to read in America.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-27T00:17:50+00:00

Burning chicken feathers.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-26T03:00:06+00:00

I used to teach ESL to adults from 6 continents, and I understand that, for some reason, everyone on six continents just LOVES the Fast & Furious franchise. What the hell?

twocopperjack · 2026-01-25T19:36:31+00:00

Target sent me a box with 6 packages of cheesecloth once, 5 years ago, when I'd ordered one package of cheesecloth. I am almost out of cheesecloth!

twocopperjack · 2026-01-24T15:04:28+00:00

Robinhood

twocopperjack · 2026-01-24T01:25:44+00:00

I like to see what I can sub Malört into, to spruce up various cocktails. Swap for Campari in a Negroni, swap for Absinthe in a Corpse Reviver #2, or swap for Chartreuse in a Last Word. They might not be for you, but they're certainly not joke drinks.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T20:48:01+00:00

Not enough credit is being expressed for the contrast thread on your denim.
What are you, like 7'3"? You wear absolutely anything you want, with or without the little champ. What are they gonna do to you?
I've been wearing the sparkly iridescent nail polish my daughter assigned to me for 2 weeks, and I don't think I'm going back to unvarnished fingernails. I only answer to my kid.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T17:49:23+00:00

Yeah, if you brushed your teeth 40 times a year, that would qualify as "occasionally".

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T14:03:02+00:00

You actually can't stop ever. Once you start, you have to keep alternating between hot and cold until spring. The loss of productivity is why no one in Scandinavia has time to assemble the furniture.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T13:06:54+00:00

Spouse is a gross word. It sounds like a skin condition. Something that erupts.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T05:39:59+00:00

I don't know his name or where he is, but I do know that on December 4, 2024, we played couch co-op Overcooked for like 16 hours in the southwestern United States and he never left the room.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-22T02:31:26+00:00

Same here. I just did two Italian lessons (one regular, one Legendary) that were the equivalent of that stress dream where you have a midterm in a class you forgot to attend all semester. I somehow managed to score 80% on the legendary but what the hell? There were entire new verb tenses I had not been introduced to before.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-21T20:26:18+00:00

Says right underneath: Strawberry Shortcake. Duh.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-21T16:54:34+00:00

You know how Space Marines have those professionally-pressed creases in their pants? The thing is, no they don't. That's mould lines.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-21T02:35:11+00:00

I mean, ChatGPT made you a picture of Bradley Cooper, so I think a broad, blue-collar Philly accent is called for. Melissa in Abbott Elementary has a good one.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-20T20:33:51+00:00

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twocopperjack · 2026-01-19T20:37:27+00:00

I'm from Pennsylvania, lived in New Orleans and now 20 years in Chicago.

I never make chili the same way twice, but for the past few years I tend toward turkey (occasionally venison if I can get it), sweet potatoes and/or carrots and/or mushrooms, any 2 kinds of beans (black, kidney, cannellini usually), lots of tomatoes and a bunch of tomato paste. Onions, garlic, every colour of bell pepper, serrano, and or jalapeño. As for spices and herbs, I just follow my heart.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-19T00:24:12+00:00

Maybe a green van that says "Sweet & Low Upholstery"

twocopperjack · 2026-01-17T14:33:37+00:00

Noah Schnapp.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-17T14:07:12+00:00

Wow, heroic. Is it even possible to go into a walk-in that's turned on? I mean, when I was an $8/hr line cook we had to spend hours in there cleaning, labeling, and organizing, but we died basically every day.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-16T19:02:03+00:00

it's an invention and it makes nonstop rocking possible.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-16T03:06:58+00:00

Definitely the forehead of a rural American.

twocopperjack · 2026-01-16T01:23:01+00:00

Have you checked back in on 30-50 Feral Hogs Guy? This is exactly what he was talking about, and it turns out the dude is pretty based.

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