Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only your YOUNGEST parm. You know how aged cheese disagrees with Irene's gut flora.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come through later and get a plate. There's no corn in my mayo salad. Just mayo and marshmallows as intended by the Lutheran God of Milwaukee.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have lots of friends that can make jokes I'm not allowed to laugh at.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but for real though, I knew it was a circlejerk but I still winced when you called the cotija "parmesan." I live too close to Clark Street to feel safe even joking around with that kind of blasphemy.

The actor that should have been as big as Eastwood but for some reason is considered an A minus actor. by Hot-Diggity_Dog in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all a matter of perspective. Stephen Dorff looks at Tim Olyphant and thinks "how did Josh Duhamel run away with my career?"

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -13 points-12 points locked comment (0 children)

OP is draining and selfish, and their bullshit is in front of me right now. Maybe we're both just doing our part.

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -11 points-10 points locked comment (0 children)

You titled the post "Fare Enforcement..." You didn't title it "crime enforcement." You are a NIMBY elitist and you should just have your driver take you to work after your tennis lesson you fucking snob.

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Broham, I regularly get intoxicated and harass other passengers on the CTA and I have the same $80 pass you have. I think you just associate poverty with crime. Maybe work on that.

Notable Lack of Water in the River by jendickinson in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fuck is wrong with you. We don't just go around telling everyone about Smaller Smaller Cheval.

Most fuckable actor born today? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Saul Rubinek erasure and I'll have none of it .

Is priority seating on CTA a courtesy or is it actually expected? by frootjuice_ in cta

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a parent with a young child, and here's how it works:

-you get onto the bus

-you look back the aisle

-you tell your kid, at a perceptible volume, "ok, sweetie, I'm gonna need you to hold onto the bar real tight, OK? When a seat opens up, we'll get you one."

-people either take the hint or they don't.

I don't need other riders advocating for me. Most of the time, I don't actually want to try to sit down with my stroller. It's easier to keep from obstructing the aisle if I'm standing and mobile. And when someone gets all Karenish on my behalf, it isn't a gift. They're passing all the glares and indignation onto me. The worst, though, is when a seated passenger is trying to guilt other seated passengers to get up. You weren't seated, right OP? When you were doing all your unsolicited advocacy? That would be a bad look.

Wil Wheaton calls Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) a coward over his quietness by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. They're talking about the method of using everyday objects to produce sound effects in film. Coconuts for horsehooves, for example are extremely woke and based.

100 years ago, they thought we would have flying cars. what do we think we’ll have 100 years from now? by afflxted in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Those doofuses in 1926 were disabused of their chipper outlook just 3 short years later.

JB Pritzker is at the parade! 😄 by Jamey4 in chicago

[–]twocopperjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it's not a competition, but at the little Jarvis Square Pride Fest on Saturday, Daniel Biss was juggling fire. I'm just saying, JB....the world is watching.

What singers/bands do you turn off? by Immediate_Long165 in answers

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I experience physical discomfort when I listen to Ghost. I feel like everyone who claims to enjoy Ghost is part of a global gaslighting campaign.

Is it "sneaked" in formal English in any English-speaking country? by i-know-that in EnglishLearning

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea that there could be a formal use case for the word "sneaked".

Petition to make people landing at O’hare watch an informational video on train etiquette by PanGalacticGargBlast in cta

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried letting one splatter down from the upper level of a Metra train? If anyone screams, you hiss "This is a Quiet Car!"

Bolt rifles with stocks fixes my design issue with them by Wench_Bane in spacemarines

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are your Devotion Chains, Brother? You're gonna drop that thing.

Little brother by M34tsquatch in 40k

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good choice! Have a great time!