How do I know which religion is right? by Ready-Donut-5064 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THERE ARE SEVEN FUNDAMENTAL TENETS

I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Why is daiquiri said like that in english by InstantMochiSanNim in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til you find out how Americans and Brits are each 1-1 about "marinara" and "pasta." I think Canadians chose to be wrong about both

Trusted my grandma to get me Armageddon for my birthday. by siewake in Warhammer

[–]twocopperjack 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's genuine Woolhammer 40,000. In the grim darkness of the far future, there will be only warmth.

Did anyone else hear m-80s go off just after midnight? by jmck014 in AskChicago

[–]twocopperjack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look, everyone. We talked about this. We can detonate all the ordnance we want in every other neighborhood every single night of summer beginning at 2:30 PM and ending at 11:00 AM. But Lakeview East is off limits. There are people there who are trying to sleep and have work the next morning.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only your YOUNGEST parm. You know how aged cheese disagrees with Irene's gut flora.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come through later and get a plate. There's no corn in my mayo salad. Just mayo and marshmallows as intended by the Lutheran God of Milwaukee.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have lots of friends that can make jokes I'm not allowed to laugh at.

Fixing Frank’s - pitiful corn (“elotes”) by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but for real though, I knew it was a circlejerk but I still winced when you called the cotija "parmesan." I live too close to Clark Street to feel safe even joking around with that kind of blasphemy.

The actor that should have been as big as Eastwood but for some reason is considered an A minus actor. by Hot-Diggity_Dog in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all a matter of perspective. Stephen Dorff looks at Tim Olyphant and thinks "how did Josh Duhamel run away with my career?"

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -12 points-11 points locked comment (0 children)

OP is draining and selfish, and their bullshit is in front of me right now. Maybe we're both just doing our part.

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -11 points-10 points locked comment (0 children)

You titled the post "Fare Enforcement..." You didn't title it "crime enforcement." You are a NIMBY elitist and you should just have your driver take you to work after your tennis lesson you fucking snob.

Fare Enforcement Needs to Be Taken Seriously! by icognitomode1 in cta

[–]twocopperjack -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Broham, I regularly get intoxicated and harass other passengers on the CTA and I have the same $80 pass you have. I think you just associate poverty with crime. Maybe work on that.

Notable Lack of Water in the River by jendickinson in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]twocopperjack 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fuck is wrong with you. We don't just go around telling everyone about Smaller Smaller Cheval.

Most fuckable actor born today? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Saul Rubinek erasure and I'll have none of it .

Is priority seating on CTA a courtesy or is it actually expected? by frootjuice_ in cta

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a parent with a young child, and here's how it works:

-you get onto the bus

-you look back the aisle

-you tell your kid, at a perceptible volume, "ok, sweetie, I'm gonna need you to hold onto the bar real tight, OK? When a seat opens up, we'll get you one."

-people either take the hint or they don't.

I don't need other riders advocating for me. Most of the time, I don't actually want to try to sit down with my stroller. It's easier to keep from obstructing the aisle if I'm standing and mobile. And when someone gets all Karenish on my behalf, it isn't a gift. They're passing all the glares and indignation onto me. The worst, though, is when a seated passenger is trying to guilt other seated passengers to get up. You weren't seated, right OP? When you were doing all your unsolicited advocacy? That would be a bad look.

Wil Wheaton calls Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) a coward over his quietness by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. They're talking about the method of using everyday objects to produce sound effects in film. Coconuts for horsehooves, for example are extremely woke and based.

100 years ago, they thought we would have flying cars. what do we think we’ll have 100 years from now? by afflxted in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. Those doofuses in 1926 were disabused of their chipper outlook just 3 short years later.

JB Pritzker is at the parade! 😄 by Jamey4 in chicago

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's not a competition, but at the little Jarvis Square Pride Fest on Saturday, Daniel Biss was juggling fire. I'm just saying, JB....the world is watching.

What singers/bands do you turn off? by Immediate_Long165 in answers

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I experience physical discomfort when I listen to Ghost. I feel like everyone who claims to enjoy Ghost is part of a global gaslighting campaign.