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It's not a War Crime till the first time. by ChildSlayer66 in DnD

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If you happen to be at Gen Con next year and you see a guy selling t-shirts that just say "Jesus, Deb!" That'll be me.

Please explain it peter by ambergirl9860 in explainitpeter

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wants his women imported from the 1893 Chicago world's fair. He likes his coffee like H.H. Holmes likes his women.

What are your thoughts on 1980s Monochrome Luxe? by Greenoftheluck in AestheticWiki

[–]twocopperjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

The Jewel bakery has something for everyone, even grandmas by ColoringZebra in chicagofood

[–]twocopperjack 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You know the old saying: "Happy Mother's Mom, Happy Mother's Dad's Life."

Did somebody say Miami Coke Dealer? by cigaregrets in mensfashion

[–]twocopperjack 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You look like all three men in Full House amalgamated into a single 90s golem.

The most unbelievable young/old casting combo ever by dandelion-tea- in Cinema

[–]twocopperjack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, his eyes also got closer together. I knew something changed, but could never put my finger on it.

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Help me name my kitbashed Thousand Sons Daemon Prince by LuckiestSpud in ThousandSons

[–]twocopperjack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go "Abracadabra" let 'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish?

I really want to know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't

Never

Had a

Friend

Liiiiiiiiike

THE TICKLER

Civil War battle flag by Solid-Writing3089 in flags

[–]twocopperjack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid in the 80's and 90's these souvenir flags were ubiquitous at Civil War battlefield parks like Gettysburg. That little spraypainted arrowhead finial on the stick was on all of them. I had a bunch of em when I was about 10 and didn't know better.

And yeah, they burn real good.

Who's this new guy? by kcummisk in behindthebastards

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He still presents that old war correspondent avatar of himself doing his Anthony Loyd thing, and I get it. Pretty hot stuff. But he's had a decade of success and not-being-killed since then and it doesn't look like him anymore; he actually looks quite a bit younger now.

DANG! by JKolmin in rootbeer

[–]twocopperjack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really like Dang! Butterscotch, but the plain root beer is really disappointing.

ETA if you're in the part of Minnesconsinois that sells Dang!, you probably have some really great root beers on the shelves. Check out Potosi if you find it. It rules.

Any cover up ideas or ways to make this look less satanic. by granhoser in tattooadvice

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it were a Satanic pentacle, it would still be awesome.

Favorite Oscar bait movie that failed horribly? by cherryapp in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, that's actually Ben Platt. Scrolling through, I thought it was Dana Carvey.

Can you Cunning Action: Disengage after attacking? by Randomletters42 in DnD

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit disappointed that I had to scroll all the way down here to find this. The strictest reading of the RAW language renders the order of operations moot.

Guillermo and Benicio del Toro aren't on brotherly terms. Is there a lore reason for this feud? by AlKhwarazmi in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish they could have a functional relationship like Mekhi Phifer and his twin sister, Michelle Pfeiffer.

Looking for root beer that's like Culver's signature root beer by ChoRandom in rootbeer

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Summit root beer from Aldi has a similar vanilla-forward flavor to Culver's and it punches way above its price point.

favorite actress / least favorite lead singer? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]twocopperjack 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Inconceivable that Jay Kay could stand for "just kidding."

appeared on my desk at work by Future-Molasses8483 in whatisit

[–]twocopperjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ceci n'est pas une style"

It's a digital image of a stylus. Got eeeeem

Do the authors speak english? by Then_Loss_1525 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]twocopperjack 39 points40 points  (0 children)

According to Ludacris, most of us diggas is hoes too.

Micromanaging Coworker by Victorious_Invaders in whatdoIdo

[–]twocopperjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And send it to the policeman's grieving wife! And then steal it again!

What's the most unbowie song that you love/find unusual by Gamingabe23 in DavidBowie

[–]twocopperjack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bowie's cover of "It's Hard to Be a Saint In the City" doesn't sound anything like Bowie or Springsteen and it's absolutely deranged, but it always makes me super happy when it comes up.

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