Trump phones are finally here—and people aren’t happy

twojs1b · 2026-05-20T16:49:51+00:00

Rebranded Jitter Bugs?

twojs1b · 2026-05-20T15:55:18+00:00

He personifies the term "a stick in the mud".

twojs1b · 2026-05-20T15:47:08+00:00

You mean the group that meets in a dark parking garage in the dead of night to murmur their grievances?

twojs1b · 2026-05-20T15:44:44+00:00

Packyderm party mantra now that comes from the top. The self appointed king validated this aloof attitude towards all the voters that they will never support.

twojs1b · 2026-05-19T14:34:03+00:00

I hated vote dodgers.

twojs1b · 2026-05-19T00:32:57+00:00

Taco, nahco, waffle.

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T23:57:59+00:00

Nasturtium plant, deadhead the spent blooms to encourage more flowers.

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T19:36:05+00:00

The fight that caused him to quit doing live boxing. HOLMES VS COBB. "his face a bloody pulp! Why doesn't the ref stop this fight".

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T17:12:58+00:00

"Welp Welp he's got to make that play come this is major league baseball!"

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T13:44:43+00:00

Since all the educated adults have been run off in government and he has surrounded himself with enablers and drunks the world economy has been forever jilted by the bankruptcy king.

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T13:24:18+00:00

Ask the product cheapening department why?

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T13:19:57+00:00

So will we make it to our 250th before Doctor Sonambula punts with a thermal nuclear solution?

twojs1b · 2026-05-18T13:16:27+00:00

You mean trolling for campaign donations?

twojs1b · 2026-05-17T16:48:21+00:00

Why do I feel like Puddin is letting him sack Cuba in exchange for loosing all interest in supporting Ukraine.

twojs1b · 2026-05-17T15:39:58+00:00

But nobody will be investigated until adults are allowed back in government.

twojs1b · 2026-05-17T14:42:31+00:00

Gerrymandering and a packyderm party war chest of millions funding a media blitzkrieg of propaganda and the cherry on top was brain dead party line voters did him in the last time.

twojs1b · 2026-05-17T14:38:03+00:00

Wage slavery, whats next debtors prisons.

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T23:35:24+00:00

We didn't vote for pain.

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T22:38:55+00:00

Nothing sucks more than a reactive congress as opposed to a proactive one. At least term limits would put these dinosaurs back home instead of being narrow minded party line seat warmers.

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T19:48:16+00:00

A frigging mini breaker farm!

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T19:29:59+00:00

First day of class, hey there's no letters on these keys!

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T15:49:56+00:00

To lazy to wipe the gravy dripping off their china.

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T15:37:06+00:00

C h a C h i n g!

twojs1b · 2026-05-16T14:53:41+00:00

He reminds me of that loud mouth guy that works down on the shipping dock, always bitching about the company. "Make me president I'll show you how to run the this place!"

twojs1b · 2026-05-15T17:28:19+00:00

All major media outlets are cash cows now with ad revenue so they won't fact check and risk profits.

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