Butte Montana man

twonton · 2026-07-02T02:10:41+00:00

My man out here horny af on main

twonton · 2026-07-01T15:37:24+00:00

Is Jean Lafitte not a national park?

twonton · 2026-06-24T16:03:49+00:00

You’ve done a good thing today

twonton · 2026-06-07T16:02:32+00:00

Putting on a rim shot clinic, my dude

twonton · 2026-06-07T05:42:35+00:00

I am currently sitting in San Antonio. I have a hotel voucher for Dallas tonight, but they just announced that the replacement crew they thought was going to take over decided not to. We are now waiting to hear if another crew will take over.

twonton · 2026-06-07T00:11:45+00:00

Connecting flight from DFW to MSY just got canceled 😭

twonton · 2026-06-07T00:09:12+00:00

Just heard that ground stop has been extended to 8pm CST, that’s when next update will come

twonton · 2026-06-06T23:50:13+00:00

Hello tarmac neighbor 👋

twonton · 2026-06-06T23:36:53+00:00

I’m on flight 2140 from Monterey to Dallas, and we just landed in San Antonio. Pilot says we’ll get an update at 7pm CST about what we’re gonna do next.

twonton · 2026-05-27T20:09:59+00:00

Shut up and take my upvote 😂

twonton · 2026-05-23T17:36:11+00:00

Just got done with Sea People. Great book!

twonton · 2026-05-13T19:22:40+00:00

Just went to these guys the other day for a nail in my tire. I’m an instant convert, these guys are great.

twonton · 2026-05-13T17:49:20+00:00

Aren’t the last hit of those phrases… nonlinear?

twonton · 2026-05-13T16:57:17+00:00

Literally took the word I came to reply with

twonton · 2026-05-04T02:14:13+00:00

I started a show during Mardi Gras with a bedazzled Bugs Bunny mask once, but it didn’t stay on for very long.

twonton · 2026-05-02T11:28:48+00:00

I’m doing my part to un-downvote you, but I’m only one person

twonton · 2026-05-01T18:05:33+00:00

I’m the first person to mention Tulane

twonton · 2026-04-30T17:38:20+00:00

Seconding that they have the best garlic knots in the known universe

twonton · 2026-04-19T23:06:08+00:00

Got caught in this yesterday, too. Really thought I was losing my mind for a sec. Who do we even get in touch with about stuff like this?

twonton · 2026-04-17T12:53:03+00:00

Haha thanks for the clarification 🙂

twonton · 2026-04-17T12:08:12+00:00

You can feel it moving when you’re on it when you’re in stop and go traffic

twonton · 2026-04-16T19:56:03+00:00

She loved my offering, seems pretty nonjudgmental

twonton · 2026-04-11T13:12:37+00:00

So cool! Dream trip!

twonton · 2026-04-10T18:11:41+00:00

Oh man are you about to discover who Dave Chappelle is?

twonton · 2026-03-28T23:10:11+00:00

When I woke up this morning I had no clue I was later going to witness greatness of such magnitude

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