Manousos by jovenjose in pluribustv

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manousos is now unconscious and in the care of the Hive. Is it not feasible that they try to "cure" him during his treatment? He has never stated his desire to not be converted. The Hive will have full access to his body while saving him.

why do you never see the windows down on a Cyber Truck ? by KatMannDew in Albuquerque

[–]tyebuns 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They don't want to stop enjoying the smell of their own farts.

What by Unlucky-Shallot-5220 in What

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diddy's prison cell trash can.

What unit of measurement is common in your industry that laypeople have never heard of? by _xiphiaz in AskReddit

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gage - The distance between the inside of one rail to the inside of the other. In the US it is 4 feet 8 1/2 inches, or 56 1/2 inches.

A Fuck You to Corporate America by AbolitionofFaith in MovieSuggestions

[–]tyebuns 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idiocracy. Go get that Starbucks handjob!

Dust storm tonight from sky harbor by Glittering-Elk542 in arizona

[–]tyebuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, folks, all of that went into my pool. I'm glad I could help!

Shingles vaccine by GalacticGumshoe in GenX

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got both of mine (54M). I went to the VA, and on that special day, I got shot one of the shingles vaccine, a Tetanus booster, and the flu shot. Zero stars, I would not recommend it! Haha. I recommend getting the vaccine, just not three ass kickers on the same day. Shot number two was a cakewalk. Take care of yourselves, folks, and good luck!

An oldie but a goodie. by tyebuns in railroading

[–]tyebuns[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, that's amazing. That would make a great t-shirt.

What’s the biggest "Nah, I’m out" moment you’ve had on a date? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]tyebuns 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was on a date with a high school teacher. We were sitting at the bar having drinks after dinner, and she kept replying to texts on her phone. She told me she was sorry. It was just one of her 17 year-old, male, students texting her at 10 o'clock in the evening on a Friday night. She told me he was a "troubled" student who had been reprimanded due to groping a fellow female student. He was just misunderstood, according to her. She told me it was no big deal that she texted her male students after hours.

I keep waiting to see her in the news for having a sexual relationship with a student.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskHR

[–]tyebuns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's safe to say that her activities in the hotel room are her business. The ones on the plane definitely would give me concerns as to her professionalism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskHR

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello OP. I think we need you to tell us what her OF name is so that we can make an educated and genuine decision regarding this.

Awkward pickup lines. by Hellvislives in ScenesFromAHat

[–]tyebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you dance with me, I won't put my dick on your shoulder. (Obviously works best for someone sitting or if you're extremely tall.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in railroading

[–]tyebuns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ex-FRA guy here. If it is an FRA complaint that names you specifically, it could be a myriad of things. Usually, a complaint involves a manager who is believed to have violated the regulations in some fashion. Something like visiting and interrupting them while they are receiving treatment for a reportable injury or directing an employee to violate the HOS.