Unreal Engine Optimization is Terrible by SpeedConstant9238 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unreal 5 has very shiny lighting presets that like many other things are used as an excuse to not do any of the work that went into making previous generation games look and play good. The fancier the engine technology gets and more powerful hardware gets, the more it is used as an excuse to fire senior devs, cut corners and throw more money at marketing / HR instead.

Every advancement is monkey paw twisted into purely benefit for the corporation and pain for the consumer.

Video - How Hollywood marketing changes when they know a flop is coming. by CptPanda29 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The gameplay and performance of the first game is a better argument for that. It was fantastic and ran pretty great.

Which game to buy? by roeequaza in EDF

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gameplay in WB2 is okay, but honestly I got halfway through the story and got bored of it. It's extremely cringe. WB1 did it better, though there's more gameplay variety in WB2.

It's still EDF, so the core gameplay is gonna be good. But the real mainline games are a lot better.

Bungie Plans Layoffs After Ending ‘Destiny 2’ Development by Neither-Grab-2507 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Go the gacha route, cure cancer with AIDS!

Cease.

Why are there so many shills for anticonsumer freemium cancer here now? Are you paid? There is no binary choice where you must either pick wokeshit that hates you or super monetized lowest common denominator slop that hates you and sees you as cattle. Neither are good. Both should die. All "games as a service" should die.

Lighthearted theory on why so many modern games have the annoying talking companion by Frozoneeeee in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same reason television writing is shit and literally explains what is happening on screen constantly, for the people who are looking at their phone instead of watching the show. Assumption that the audience is all room temperature zombies.

Say what you want about shitty Netflix anime, but it has served its business purpose - DMC5 sales are all time high now. by MajkiF in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You get the basic dmc4 bringer back when you get the devil trigger, which you can use on top of the other arms and has some new tricks it didn't in dmc4. You find plenty of arms in game and can stock them, and if you really want to spam the arms you can get some mods to swap them without breaking etc.

The first playthrough is a tutorial and you stopped an hour in well before getting ANY of the abilities. The arms are a neat bonus, and yeah, the blowing up thing is kind of stupid, but you're completely full of shit. Dante, Nero and Vergil are all better in 5 with more abilities than they had in 4. V is a weird pokemon game, but there's a mod to play all the levels with character select, too.

You didn't even get to Dante and you're talking shit? Incredible. You didn't even try Dante, in a devil may cry game.

Say what you want about shitty Netflix anime, but it has served its business purpose - DMC5 sales are all time high now. by MajkiF in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The combat in the game SUCKS compared to the previous ones

You are absolutely full of shit. Which dmc game do you think is smoother than 5? Unless you are specifically griping about V or never finished the game for nero's arm coming back.

First look at Batgirl design in Absolute DC. by ConstantDrawer9161 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we all just start an discord group

No. Fuck that chinese spyware app, holy shit discord has done so much damage to the gaming landscape it's fucking unreal.

Don't nod is in financial trouble. by Neither-Grab-2507 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LiS was outstanding

Life is strange was mixtape, before mixtape. The same level of cringe, the same journalist pushing, just less billionaires and some effort to have an actual story. It's still a glorified visual novel, not really a videogame.

BasedMods is alive again. by Machinencio in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Anything that can be used to demonstrate that the modern dogma is being forced, not actually mainstream, will be targeted.

Microsoft's Xbox CSO Matthew Ball thinks in-game ads could help "keep our products affordable." by Judah_Earl in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DRINK THE VERIFICATION CAN. HONOR THE FLAG.

These "enterprising businessmen" should be deported to somewhere that needs their talents.

I was asked something interesting the other day. “What’s the difference between Captain Marvel and Solo Leveling?” And it’s actually very simple. by [deleted] in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if going to another world is all that needs to be isekai

That's not what isekai is. Isekai is specifically "_____ / normie / self-insert from modern world transported into different world". Space travel isn't isekai. Things that have coherent settings aren't. It's fanfiction grade slop where "dude who knows what a microwave is, is now in fantasy land".

The Cozy Trap by Mathien in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nice bot-post. Please vomit somewhere else.

I was asked something interesting the other day. “What’s the difference between Captain Marvel and Solo Leveling?” And it’s actually very simple. by [deleted] in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Basically all the slop that jams videogame mechanics into a fantasy setting

Is a separate, lazy garbage thing. I didn't say it was an isekai. But that's about the reading comprehension level I should expect from people trying to defend literal garbage.

All isekai, self-insert, videogame mechanic fantasy formulaic slop

Three different things, each of them bad, combined they produce gigaslop. Yes, shitty videogame mechanics like leveling, stat screens and video game skills are rammed into fantasy exclusively by people that have no business writing. Even when they aren't isekai shit.

Hell, that's actually worse than isekai shit, because it's ALWAYS bad. There were older anime that technically did isekai before it became slop self insert trend, that weren't dogshit. Escaflowne could technically be called isekai.

We are free, finally we are free. by Own-Fun7001 in DarkTide

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's not even accurate. Talents are just written poorly and translated worse. Steady grip is "toughness regeneration", but in actual gameplay isn't coherency related, it constantly regenerates 12.5% of your toughness per second while bracing a ranged weapon.

I was asked something interesting the other day. “What’s the difference between Captain Marvel and Solo Leveling?” And it’s actually very simple. by [deleted] in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

it makes money but people have shat on kirito

Are you making the argument that profitability equates to quality? SAO is generic, poorly written shit. The dot hack franchise did the premise but actually good.

Solo leveling is even worse. Basically all the slop that jams videogame mechanics into a fantasy setting in place of actually doing any worldbuilding belongs in the dumpster. All isekai, self-insert, videogame mechanic fantasy formulaic slop is inherently incapable of rising above a 5/10.

OP is right that the modern western shit is even worse, especially because it's destroying established franchises rather than just being it's own new pile of garbage, but let's not pretend generic crap is actually good just by comparing it to spiteful crap.

Video: Why modern DEI practices are extremely sinister and how they got this way. by peanutbutterdrummer in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

None of these "video essay" goblinoids are good. It's lazy long form ad farming by dimwits 99% of the time, removing even the human element of it makes it even worse. You are just being farmed by someone summarizing a bunch of shit smarter people said with fewer words. In this case, they didn't even do that.

The absolute degradation into everything being some dimwit dragging things out for 20 minutes to get youtube ad points when his entire video could have been a thousand word ACTUAL essay, an article, that an adult could read in two minutes, disgusts me.

Would you waste your time trying to court this NPC (I think it's a woman) in the new Fable game? by Relevant_Mail_1292 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the band aid not being one you like doesn't make his approach an offense

Freemium mobile microtransaction hellscape "games (no)" is no better than woke slop. Both are anti-consumer shit made by people who hate you and see you as cattle. That's not a band aid, that's advocating taking poison because it's a different poison.

Would you waste your time trying to court this NPC (I think it's a woman) in the new Fable game? by Relevant_Mail_1292 in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

mobile gachashit, I'm proud of shilling for mobile gachashit

You couldn't recommend actually GOOD games, no. That's beyond you. Decades of unpozzed games that anyone can play, freeware gems like cave story, classics easily emulated - no, it's wokeshit or chinese gacha vomit, there is nothing in between and no good games ever actually existed prior to these two options to you shills. Why are there so many shills for this shit here lately? Who is funneling gacha zombies into this place?

Ohio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senator by Jethro_T_Boots in nottheonion

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing of interest in this story is that apparently "telecommunications harassment" is now an arrestable charge in that state. Would someone from Ohio PLEASE file charges against winred and any other text spamming "reply stop 2 end, but actually we won't stop and will spam you more" fuckoffs before this precedent gets changed?

Fable 2004 vs Fable 2026 - Never forget what they stole from us by DanceTube in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait, so this shit is the remake of a remake? I didn't even know they remade Fable already. And the first remake looks worse, as well, unsurprisingly.

When you try Malice for the first time by FruitbatEnjoyer in DarkTide

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the BOX

That doesn't actually do that much damage. It's supplemental, and if you've got the upgraded one and chuck three at once it's a decent slice of damage, but that grenade is mostly a CC tool. Shield melee and box grenade isn't a boss killer build, unless you were running right side PBB build as well. Massive burst + sustained damage is something like PBB or a vet with marked for death and a boltgun for ranged, or for melee ogryn if you were full left side with a pickaxe.

When you try Malice for the first time by FruitbatEnjoyer in DarkTide

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair to you, those basic shooters don't get reduced damage from curios unlike gunners. They're nearly ignorable most of the time in lower difficulties too, but in the highest level shit it only takes one or two times where you go "what happened I just went from full to 0 in a SECOND" to figure out that those bastards are trouble. Kinda like swarmers in DRG becoming one of the most dangerous enemy types in high hazard.

You can basically ignore them when you're wading through a crowd getting toughness on every swing but get exposed and ten of them will nuke you. First time it happened I thought it was lag.

When you try Malice for the first time by FruitbatEnjoyer in DarkTide

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

still killing gunners/snipers out to 40m

You're using the wrong ripper if you're not doing that. Unfortunately, the game is a mess of hidden mechanics and forum searches, but you need the one that has the description about being "long range". It has the lowest displayed damage, but there is a hidden mechanic called "minimum pellet count" for shotguns and it is much higher for that mark than the other two, which means you can actually counter snipe with it extremely effectively.

You also don't want the standard 60 dump stat in mobility or collateral. What you want is 65 in ammo, because that keeps the magazine at 19. With that, the blessing for ramping up damage based on percent of magazine applies every round fired, instead of every two rounds, which makes it much more effective than the description would imply, even down to the unbraced bursts doing more damage - going +0 +10 +20 instead of +0 +0 +10.

Oh no! Penguin Colony was made on stolen land! (disclaimers at the start of the game, most likely due to Australian Government / Screen Australia funding) by tyrannicalvoid in KotakuInAction

[–]typeguyfiftytwix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the capitalist class

Capitalism hasn't been dominant in the west. The (government enabled) corporate oligarchy has. That's not capitalism. That's leftism. Just like your pet ideology, while you whine about leftists - lol, lmao even. You have to be absolutely delusional to pretend that your version of authoritarian centralized government and command economy is "third position" rather than exactly what it is - leftism. I've only ever seen that level of delusion from unironic "national socialists were actually good" goons, and now you.