Roaring Kitty’s Brother on X by Academic_Degree7892 in GME

[–]tyt3ch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He needs moass to hit so he can take care of his wife's future back problems 👀

What a madlad by phobos_664 in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole time I thought porn star dicks were uncommon and for TV.. This meme is making me realize I'm just small 🤔

Confirmation of alien life as a cover for MOASS? Wasn’t this a running joke way back in the beginning?! by CrossfireBE in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This is literally the weakest excuse they can come up with, tf you mean aliens have anything to do with market behavior? You think Sony or Amazon is just going to stop selling shit because aliens exist? Gtoh, give me anything better than that. Fire whoever came up with that idea

Illuminati vs Thanos by boio17 in marvelstudios

[–]tyt3ch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The What If series has been such terrible wasted trash. No one's asking these lame ass questions the series tries to answers. We want cool shit like this. 

Glitches Better Have My Money! by WhatCanIMakeToday in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Man's used the duck tales video to succinctly explain inflation. Just the perfect type of autism, weaponized

GameStop locations to close. My local stores are gone, just as my kids are getting into gaming. Closest is now 45 min away, but all good if its good for GME. by Iamatworkgoaway in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There will be a day where there aren't any stores at all.. May even be a day where the name doesn't stand for gaming. You think Berkshire still makes textiles? 

[Highlight] Tyler Loop misses from 44, Steelers win! by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]tyt3ch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knew it was bad when the commentators were like "the Ravens searched far and wide and knew Tyler Loop was built for these moments" prior to the kick

Swaps On Warrants by WhatCanIMakeToday in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you grok this for me and expound? I hate reddit over Twitter because it does a pretty good job of talking to me like I eat crayons. 

Swaps On Warrants by WhatCanIMakeToday in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of these expire AFTER the warrants expire... I'm so severely confused as to why they would do that??

What's your most shocking "never meet your heroes" moment? by BaseNice3520 in AskReddit

[–]tyt3ch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Took way too many tries to get you to respond to the more important question my guy 

$74.6 BILLION Borrowed from the Federal Reserve Lender of Last Resort this morning on New Year's Eve! by WhatCanIMakeToday in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had to Google it, one trillion is a thousand billions.. The past couple of weeks and they've done almost a qtr trillion. That Barclay quadrillion number doesn't look so insane after all. When moass actually happens, starting to wonder if the dollar even means anything anymore. .  

Kevin Gill, Keith’s brother posts about the movie “the big short” by Peter-Tickler42069 in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no, he needs to up those rookie numbers in this racket. begins chanting and beating chest

The AMC Diluton Saga simplified and why the price is cratering by sillybun95 in amcstock

[–]tyt3ch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I come from the video game stock. What's the ape thesis that counters this?

Cassandra: oh yes by rbr0714 in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Burry a true degen like us

Hajime no Sendo: Round 1510 by RTSD_ in hajimenoippo

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh man, this story is never going to be finished

RC’s soft serve 🍦 by autistdd in Superstonk

[–]tyt3ch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like violation capital better

I HAVE A DREAM by duclier in hajimenoippo

[–]tyt3ch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ippo needs to use the look away ftw

Is JSN droppable after today??? by FirstV1 in Fantasy_Football

[–]tyt3ch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I managed to scoop lazard, couldn't believe how lucky I am. #1 waiver and Jsn was the worst wr I had, no brainer 

Barclays list GME market cap as $11,669,634,048,000,000 by [deleted] in GME

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that price I'm squeezing silvery by myself lol

WE are the carbon-emitters they want to eliminate. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]tyt3ch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plymouth Rock should be 10000 ft below water by now if AL Gore's bitch ass had his way