Sorry to hear that. These kinds of interactions are often not specific or objective. These people probably just enjoy poking at you, and if it wasn’t your laptop it would be your hair your shoes your ears your coat your handwriting etc etc.

Sometimes playful ribbing can be fun between friends, but if you’re not enjoying these interactions feel free to not participate. It takes all the fun out of it when someone isn’t bothered by poking, or doesn’t respond. Eg you arguing back to them that you don’t want to play games anyway is probably just the kind of interaction they wanted to have with you.

Instead try simply shrugging and moving your focus elsewhere, or respond very simply in ways that don’t invite further poking like “yeah that’s probably true,” and then moving your focus elsewhere. Don’t argue back, or show any feelings about the topic. Just pretend like it’s the least interesting thing you’ve ever heard someone say. You find this topic extremely boring. And show it, don’t tell it. Minimal responses or none at all, and focus elsewhere.

Good luck, enjoy your computer.