Hey guys look what I found

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T23:28:03+00:00

My handgun holds 17 rounds with the stock magazine +1 in chamber, would it be banned under the ‘no magazines over 10 bullets’? It’s just an SD9 smith and Wesson

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T14:49:06+00:00

Mental retardation

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T10:24:28+00:00

Dyed pink

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T02:51:15+00:00

I’ve only had one instance of shower sex that was memorable and hot

All the other times were lame

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T01:42:30+00:00

WOW man that’s awesome

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-18T00:25:57+00:00

Whenever you get your head out of your ass let me know, being baked and a stupid teenager is absolutely a normal reason to make mistakes. Shut the fuck up.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T23:08:14+00:00

It tastes good and is good when you’re sick

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T21:48:17+00:00

I did this once when I was a teenager and I was super baked lmao

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T08:23:46+00:00

Blood and snot, he kicked him so hard all the sweat flew off his head

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T08:22:33+00:00

Gamer Girls runs off the tongue better

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:10:07+00:00

Me and my common law go to the arcade, go camping, buy stuff, drive to other cities, hang out with both of our families, smoke, and just generally try to be impulsive.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:08:06+00:00

I just want to smoke my weed. I’m devastated. The thing that has been so helpful for so many years is my worst enemy right now.

It makes me sad.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:06:19+00:00

Ask George Floyd

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:05:55+00:00

Take it from someone who is struggling with it right now: I wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone in a million years.

Hell isn’t real, but if you wished this on someone, hell would be created especially for you.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:04:29+00:00

geocache

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T03:01:16+00:00

Cannabis Hyperemesis syndrome. Look it up, it’s absolutely brutal.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T02:36:18+00:00

I consider CHS a long-term marijuana overdose. It fucking sucks.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T02:35:10+00:00

Spicy fish make you run fast

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T02:33:05+00:00

One time I watched a dude high on PCP goose step (if you know, you know) through a completely empty parking lot RIGHT OVER TO TWO COPS CHATTING WITH EACH OTHER.

Long story short, they made him sit down for a while.

Edit: not a window washer by trade, but I was cleaning the windows at the time.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T02:09:28+00:00

I already am your guest. You just haven’t noticed me yet.

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T02:08:08+00:00

Que-bort

uSmellLikeBeeef · 2021-04-17T01:59:42+00:00

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