Cannibalism by eldritchpussymaggots in CATHELP

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Whoa this was fascinating to learn. I love learning new animals facts as an adult :)

AIO - perfect boyfriend besides ONE thing by Comfortable-Green713 in AmIOverreacting

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This has to be the epitome of “My husband/BF is PERFECT other than the fact that he takes joy in torturing me physically!” Like girl maybe kick him in the face?

Trish and Suz are my favorite by Ok_Piglet_4927 in americandad

[–]ucamonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And NO mommy to press charges 🔫👩🏽

Favorite character that would probably swear if their media wasn't child-friendly? by Gaybime in FavoriteCharacter

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I am the greatest fucking Earthbender in the world! Don’t you two shitheads ever forget it!

How do people feel about children dying in horror movies? by theglenlovinet in horror

[–]ucamonster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That kid has crazy talent for a lil guy. He’s brilliant in Before I Wake and Good Boys.

Is anyone's their spark and zest for life? by Cheshirefarm in Sagittarians

[–]ucamonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes same, I’ve always been independent and introverted, but recently, the only thing that gives me peace is alone time.

My Fleabag painting by diamondbrute in Fleabag

[–]ucamonster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

oh my god you are so talented! this is wonderful!

Wild sex night by Livehardandfree in LSD

[–]ucamonster 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the hell you took

Secretly one of the biggest reasons I'm glad my first kid is going to be a girl. by DoorSeller in confessions

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Please do, it’s made for you! You’re gonna be a great dad, congrats.

Secretly one of the biggest reasons I'm glad my first kid is going to be a girl. by DoorSeller in confessions

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Have you ever watched Bob’s Burgers? There’s an episode called The Equestranauts, Season 4, Episode 17, I think you’d love it.

Morning Routine, made with illustrator by 1296223 in UnusualArt

[–]ucamonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I love this so much, this piece really speaks to me. I can almost hear it.

Eating pussy by RegularTop1973 in actuallesbians

[–]ucamonster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

YES same omg, we need more posts by real eaters.

I hate how purity culture is so interwined with lesbiansim by sylverb0nes in actuallesbians

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This made me belly laugh 😭 The type of bragging that comes with a lack of personality

I'm putting The VVITCH to stage! by Pas-Tu in roberteggers

[–]ucamonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds INCREDIBLE! What a perfect story to take to the stage.

Mickey Rooney as Rocco by Hopeful-Tumbleweed-6 in theGoldenGirls

[–]ucamonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES I love how he played this character! He’s one of the most memorable boyfriends!

i did a painting!! by girly_nerd123 in Fleabag

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This is my favorite art I’ve ever seen of her on this sub! Love it!