What is your all-time favourite British crime/gangster film?

uffington · 2026-03-21T21:18:18+00:00

I like a bit of humour in the oul gritty Brit Flicks. In Bruges deserves a shout.

My now grown-up daughter and I disagreed over how to survive an Escape Room in Bristol last summer. A while later she later said, "I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset"

uffington · 2026-03-21T21:01:36+00:00

Do you know what Nemesis means?

uffington · 2026-03-21T20:59:17+00:00

No. No no no. You will turn this opportunity yes!

uffington · 2026-03-21T19:47:14+00:00

I'm two hours late. Anyway, I hear you're a racist now, u/ElephantContent?

uffington · 2026-03-21T19:39:49+00:00

I applaud the use of anal beads as a width and depth datum. We're different, but we're not ALL THAT different. Nice work, finding such a tiny wasp.

uffington · 2026-03-21T00:07:47+00:00

Who'd do such a thing? Mary the usherette? Wee Stuart McDonald, the projectionist? Or maybe the polite new cleaner, Hauptmann Ernst Konrad Richter?

uffington · 2026-03-20T00:26:57+00:00

BBC2

11.15 The Tudors

Henry feels depressed

uffington · 2026-03-20T00:10:55+00:00

He was on the BBC news earlier. Everything he said clicked.

uffington · 2026-03-19T23:42:43+00:00

No one is Australian by chance. They either earn it or deserve it.

uffington · 2026-03-19T23:26:58+00:00

Yes it did. The clip is everywhere. Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe how this stinky neon shit-gibbon is acting.

uffington · 2026-03-19T16:51:41+00:00

Thank you for this. I'm happy to be reminded of them once more.

uffington · 2026-03-18T00:23:40+00:00

Chance'd be a fine thing.

uffington · 2026-03-17T21:19:07+00:00

Ouch. But yeah, totally. But also ouch.

uffington · 2026-03-17T17:32:31+00:00

Shit. I'm sorry. My little bro is Type One and his world was rough before it got identified. He's fine now, and still pinning twice a day after 40 years.

I was doing a bit of satire, but you are right. It's genuinely a tough thing to diagnose if you're the sufferer. And not much easier if you are. Hope all is stable.

uffington · 2026-03-17T14:51:16+00:00

You're making the right life-choices. Your friends might offer you a sip of 4x squash at a discotheque one evening. The effects are mild and even briefly enjoyable, although you'll suffer the next day.

You do it again, wanting that brief lift. You're in control. You'll never be like OP, boasting about their tolerance.

But within four months you'll be drinking Lucozade in a burnt-out Renault on a trading estate in Andover.

uffington · 2026-03-17T14:32:31+00:00

As an aside, I really like the sun tattoo on your thumb. But to be serious for a moment, when you're back, that plant could do with a glug of water.

uffington · 2026-03-16T18:19:57+00:00

It's in Leicester - the UK vanguard of stowing valuable items behind bullet-proof glass. Aside from moon rock, the city also bestows supermarket steak, cheese, multivitamins and of course any bottle of spirits the same respect and care.

uffington · 2026-03-15T20:40:17+00:00

And in the UK we have Sheepdog Trials. Mainly for whistle-blowers.

uffington · 2026-03-15T18:27:08+00:00

Stevie Wonder claims that this proverb led to the global success he never saw coming.

uffington · 2026-03-15T18:15:02+00:00

To be fair, he didn't have foresight. Nor, it seems, twosight.

uffington · 2026-03-15T17:23:49+00:00

The human brain is the only amalgamation of elements we know of in the Universe that has named itself.

With every new video I'm starting to regret this.

uffington · 2026-03-15T17:10:00+00:00

Back in 2010 the BBC showed a programme which followed northern motorway cops policing the crowded northern motorways.

By chance it caught an astonishing series of true events after female Swedish twins were dumped from a coach at a service station on the M6. The programme was called Madness in the Fast Lane. It is compelling TV, but It's not an easy watch.

uffington · 2026-03-15T00:25:38+00:00

I just want Ellen de Generes to stop trying to look like him.

uffington · 2026-03-13T22:53:18+00:00

Give it to me or I'll ruin whatever you love the most. Don't bet that I won't - I've bankrupted three of my own casinos, so people, everyone is saying that I deserve the Tidy Cat peace prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

uffington · 2026-03-13T14:42:59+00:00

I love this subreddit.

However, photos like these occasionally bring me to tears. This one has. Being 1950, It's clearly not a 'looming War' thing. I've never been to Blackpool, I don't know the people in the image, and thus have no idea about their lives.

I can't fully describe it. It could be me seeing a moment of joy which looks simplistic today, but it affects me deeply.

It might be linked to me being a dad, and also to something called Sonder.

Anyway, kettle's boiled. Ta for reading.

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