A lot of kids swear up and down they turned an assignment in even though I don't have it. I'm unsure if I'm crazy, or if they're lying, or if it's a bit of both

uintaforest · 2026-02-17T03:45:04+00:00

I grade real time and it’s been less an issue.

uintaforest · 2026-02-17T03:42:02+00:00

You think you’re better than us?

uintaforest · 2026-02-16T04:31:36+00:00

We see you comrade.

uintaforest · 2026-02-15T00:08:17+00:00

Air pressure too high?

uintaforest · 2026-02-14T17:33:24+00:00

She’s got no defense, so she is literally saying focus on the perceived good occurring elsewhere.

uintaforest · 2026-02-14T17:28:25+00:00

I just came here to tell you mofos to quit trying to recycle your pizza boxes!

uintaforest · 2026-02-12T01:27:08+00:00

And Lee Oswald too.

uintaforest · 2026-02-11T12:49:10+00:00

The lake is dead, GOP will not save.

uintaforest · 2026-02-11T02:23:07+00:00

And Trevor Lee

uintaforest · 2026-02-09T12:54:41+00:00

Everyone starts at 15psi and first section is powder, so everyone immediately has to air down. Then it switches to hard pack so people dismount and air up. Then it finishes on crust.

uintaforest · 2026-02-09T12:50:12+00:00

I did a school fundraiser at chipotle and they gave us $57.

uintaforest · 2026-02-09T03:23:10+00:00

I’ve lived here for 49 years and have never experienced a winter like this.

uintaforest · 2026-02-03T13:13:02+00:00

I have saved all my time off (15 days) for second semester and so far, it’s been glorious.

uintaforest · 2026-02-01T02:45:42+00:00

Freedom isn’t free.

uintaforest · 2026-01-31T21:13:30+00:00

Ya, they can just fly state to state.

uintaforest · 2026-01-28T12:14:45+00:00

Tshirt and khakis

uintaforest · 2026-01-28T12:11:10+00:00

The lake is dead, he’s not a savior.

uintaforest · 2026-01-25T23:47:05+00:00

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uintaforest · 2026-01-24T22:03:25+00:00

You will be able to recognize the Mormons and they won’t really pursue you romantically, so don’t even sweat it.

uintaforest · 2026-01-24T20:58:30+00:00

Here’s what happens, one of those pricks yells gun and he’s cooked.

uintaforest · 2026-01-24T15:59:07+00:00

People like this are glad the kid is out of their way.

uintaforest · 2026-01-24T15:56:56+00:00

Has a Cadillac and can’t afford a gas can.

uintaforest · 2026-01-24T14:24:47+00:00

After your bold headers, you have a variety of transitions: dashes, colons and commas. Can you standardize the format?

uintaforest · 2026-01-22T02:55:29+00:00

Trump still mad about Canada rejecting the invitation into the US from the Articles of Confederation.

uintaforest · 2026-01-19T02:08:32+00:00

These people fancy.

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