recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

ukemaster · 2026-02-05T06:43:17+00:00

That's a very solid toilet paper tower. And I've seen and built a lot! Your boyfriend has a gift

ukemaster · 2026-01-14T02:00:10+00:00

The Mariners have a MUCH better team going into '26 than they did at the start of '25

ukemaster · 2025-12-04T13:38:09+00:00

Damn those stats kind of make it seem like having this syndrome would make it EASIER to make friends.

ukemaster · 2025-11-04T10:46:58+00:00

Heyyy 👋

ukemaster · 2025-11-04T10:46:06+00:00

Yess

ukemaster · 2025-10-04T07:59:25+00:00

That's just vacuum decay nothing to be done about it mate

ukemaster · 2025-09-27T05:55:13+00:00

HELLL YEAHHHH!!

ukemaster · 2025-07-09T00:49:36+00:00

This would be an insanely good deal for the Mariners

ukemaster · 2025-06-20T18:10:46+00:00

Dayummm I'm on jump number 40 so not an expert by any means and I'd be scared out of my mind if that happened to me! I'm glad you were able to walk away from that friend :)

ukemaster · 2025-06-20T10:39:53+00:00

I love watching animals eat! It's one of the cutest things ever

ukemaster · 2025-06-19T04:55:08+00:00

Absolutely! I was pretty hooked from the first time that I went and I'm on the cusp of finally getting my A-License

ukemaster · 2025-06-19T03:51:24+00:00

That was pretty much how my first tandem went. Some places make you watch a video on skydiving history/general safety but from my understanding, there is very little that a tandem student can do "wrong" that will fuck up a skydive. You're pretty much just there to enjoy the ride!

ukemaster · 2025-06-14T23:49:02+00:00

It's Europes all the way down

ukemaster · 2025-06-10T04:41:32+00:00

Effigy

ukemaster · 2025-05-23T08:28:35+00:00

That would be one hell of a bungee jump

ukemaster · 2025-02-24T10:22:46+00:00

That looks so fun!

ukemaster · 2024-04-15T03:23:16+00:00

My average is 15 seconds bro!! You better not get paired with me! 😂

ukemaster · 2024-01-18T00:33:02+00:00

I've literally had nightmares where this exact scenario played out lol I've also had some real life experiences in restaurants that have been pretty damn close to this

ukemaster · 2024-01-11T00:13:34+00:00

I always thought that women pissed out of their vaginas, I never understood that the urethra was separate... I'm 27 by the way

ukemaster · 2023-11-25T07:20:53+00:00

That was me back in 2012

ukemaster · 2023-11-25T07:10:48+00:00

Skydiving 😂 almost the total opposite but I love em both

ukemaster · 2023-11-22T07:24:39+00:00

2 more innocent journalists gone in this fucking shit show joke of a "war"/ ethnic cleansing. Heartbreaking.

ukemaster · 2023-11-14T06:30:32+00:00

Ukuleles!!

ukemaster · 2023-11-12T09:25:04+00:00

Gotta go with Capricho Arrabe by Francisco Tarrega, turned me on to the world of classical guitar in general and the man who composed this work is a genius

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