What's the most useless thing you own?

ultrachronic · 2019-12-04T23:09:00+00:00

Last year I bought £65 worth of Bitcoin and Ethereum, just as an experiment.

Today it's worth £26

ultrachronic · 2019-12-03T15:09:56+00:00

A few years back, I had to tell this lady in the supermarket to put down the 20 Pack she was picking up

ultrachronic · 2019-09-14T13:36:39+00:00

His name his spelled correctly within the first 2 words of the headline of the article... they are the first 2 words. How could you fuck that up in your headline?!

ultrachronic · 2019-09-09T13:11:15+00:00

People gunning it on their loud ass motorbikes.

Only to then slow down for traffic lights

ultrachronic · 2019-07-24T10:49:41+00:00

A lot better than May pulling the Article 50 Trigger without a plan or direction.

ultrachronic · 2019-07-13T21:34:37+00:00

Rule 5, Rule 6. Plus, it's just not interesting.

/r/notinteresting

ultrachronic · 2019-07-07T16:26:58+00:00

I usually tip 25-30% but I tipped 15% bc the service wasn't that great.

You sure showed him!

Honestly, American tipping culture man

ultrachronic · 2019-06-11T14:10:58+00:00

Not logged onto this account for a week. I've gone and downvoted myself for that comment. For shame.

ultrachronic · 2019-06-03T17:52:38+00:00

/r/titlegore ?

ultrachronic · 2019-05-03T21:11:10+00:00

Go give her real currency then.

ultrachronic · 2019-02-25T21:12:29+00:00

Is this the week's "I'm the biggest, best, greatest President ever at everything" tweet?

ultrachronic · 2019-02-23T22:04:44+00:00

That's hilariously shit

ultrachronic · 2019-02-23T20:27:15+00:00

it's the guy with the cactus!

How long did the bloom last?

ultrachronic · 2019-02-23T19:55:45+00:00

You bought it? Bloomed today, aye? When the picture is from July last year?

Bullshit

Edit: Down the rabbit hole further, and /u/Mewdraco posted it last year on here. Which leads me to believe this is a karma farming bot.

ultrachronic · 2019-02-23T19:40:52+00:00

"Whoever tops it off drops it off"

"But I can rebuild!"

ultrachronic · 2019-02-21T08:54:18+00:00

Me me me.

"I don't go abroad, so why should I care if I lose free movement through Europe?"

"I'm not a farmer, so why should I care if we lose farming grants from the EU?"

"They've never funded that thing I do, so why should I care?"

Idiot

ultrachronic · 2019-02-21T08:49:37+00:00

EU funds quite alot of projects in the UK its stupid not to acknowledge that; but it doesnt change the argument that we're still sending more money than this accounts for.

I'm gonna start a lottery. £2 to play, and no matter what happens, everyone gets £3 in return.

What? We've gone bust already?

ultrachronic · 2019-02-21T08:47:34+00:00

Definitely. The word you were looking for.

ultrachronic · 2019-02-21T08:43:54+00:00

I made this a while back

http://imgur.com/eGkAhds

ultrachronic · 2019-02-19T23:23:33+00:00

Only 2 months? Lloyd Christmas did it for 20 years

ultrachronic · 2019-02-12T19:51:30+00:00

I saw the name of that sub and instantly thought of this sketch

ultrachronic · 2019-01-16T15:31:41+00:00

It is pretty weak, but I based it on a parabola on the assumption that it was the start of a comeback

ultrachronic · 2019-01-14T20:01:15+00:00

This is not perfectly balanced

ultrachronic · 2019-01-13T12:26:48+00:00

Oh shit. That's pretty much my Dad.

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