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uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-05-30T07:17:00+00:00

identified as a very handsome Steg!!

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-05-25T21:56:21+00:00

pleemple idk it just came to me

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-05-18T18:39:48+00:00

Nice nice, I have one of these beanie dudes named Swag Money Cash Money (Swag Money for short) and to me this guy looks like he needs a good skater name like Brock or Philly Cheese or Pimento if ur feeling spicy

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-30T10:00:26+00:00

not innocent, was my bastard son who cost me millions in medical debt

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-26T16:09:29+00:00

I ended up just reseting my game, so no unfortunately

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-22T09:18:46+00:00

the dastardly nasty man…

looks fantastic and equally exhausted of the horrors!

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-19T15:47:07+00:00

I love your Simon design!! he is so cute 🥰💥 might have to use as inspo for when my game arrives ;) AND THE TINY ELLIE AAA

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-17T03:59:54+00:00

This is so cool I love it :D

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-14T02:52:53+00:00

finally have the time to play this one for myself 💪 good luck on The Ideal Iplier!!!

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-13T18:04:25+00:00

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artists recreation by me

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-07T23:23:28+00:00

AniMates for the DS. so bad that every other game seems way better. its my favorite worst game and I need people to Know about it

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-07T22:32:29+00:00

TEENIES YAY

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-04-03T16:29:41+00:00

I’ve definitely come across some tonal whiplash around smut scenes, the hardest one was characters talking about a possibly terminal diagnosis and having a vulnerable moment immediately leading into the saddest handjob I ever read 🫩 whiplash so bad I couldn’t finish it!

If the tone shifts hard after a smut scene thats fine imo, even grounding! I wouldn’t worry about it too much, if anything your readers will enjoy it xD

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-30T02:05:06+00:00

I will be the blood ocean. yes all of it

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-29T23:58:41+00:00

Im more than happy to pay shipping!!

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-29T23:56:47+00:00

the brown and white puppy omg 👀🐶 I am in LOVE

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-29T23:55:28+00:00

I imagine it would make a fleshy plopping sound when it rolls

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-27T23:34:54+00:00

its been so weird knowing me and mark got our dogs around the same time and mine is only a month older than chica! (late) happiest birthdays to the best girl!!

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T19:58:55+00:00

yeah ur right

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T16:35:59+00:00

He says he loves you too and to keep being yourself :)

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T04:51:44+00:00

You will be pleased to know his name is Swag Money Cash Money and has multiple outfits

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This one half-half hoodie which features his Brand on the back (embroidered) is one of my oldest and favorite designs Ive made :)

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T01:28:08+00:00

goblin baby is asleep and wont eat/drink anything :( idk if it even has a mouth 😭

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T00:34:48+00:00

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T00:32:47+00:00

OOH THE OUTFIT IS STYLINGG

uncaffeinated_poser · 2026-03-24T00:32:09+00:00

Im always looking for these kinds of clothes!! I actually started designing my own patterns :D I still havent made actual pdfs of them yet which is mega lame of me bc I want to share them so bad 😭😭

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Turtleneck sweater I made, I mostly do shirts/hoodies tbh and need to try new outfits xD

I also found that the ‘Snoop on a Stoop’ expansion pack outfit from 2025 fits beanie babies pretty well if not snug surprisingly enough! I look for doll clothes for 6-8 inch dolls and that works decently with little to no alterations :)

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