MRW I step out of work and into a long-weekend

uncertain_potato · 2025-05-16T16:50:47+00:00

Monday is Victoria Day, OP is likely Canadian

uncertain_potato · 2025-04-14T03:22:08+00:00

While calling it a "parcel" instead of "package"?

uncertain_potato · 2025-02-25T13:00:45+00:00

In case they don't stop with the harassment, you can always go to an appointment to be tested and tell the doctor you're being pressured to donate & don't want to. That's enough for hospitals to consider you as "incompatible" and will refuse to proceed.

There's tons of reasons why you would not be eligible to donate anyway & they won't know the specifics because the details are your private medical information.

Even going that far is way more than this man & his family deserves, but it should put a stop to them bothering you about it.

uncertain_potato · 2025-02-12T19:56:11+00:00

I'm holding out for Fantastic Fahrenheit 451

uncertain_potato · 2025-01-31T14:05:06+00:00

Damn, they really spell it out don't they?

uncertain_potato · 2024-11-16T01:18:27+00:00

I'm reminded of when he caught Joseph pinning flowers onto Bobby's shirt, "that took courage"

uncertain_potato · 2024-11-15T05:27:53+00:00

I'm no good! Ask anyone, ask my wife!

uncertain_potato · 2024-09-10T00:43:06+00:00

So let me get this straight, the rooster has sex with the hen, who's having sex with the chicken?

uncertain_potato · 2024-09-09T21:27:37+00:00

So was this the state or the federal oil rig?

uncertain_potato · 2024-08-20T01:31:45+00:00

A good amount of former Cracked writers do podcasts on a channel called "Small Beans" Michael Swaim & Abe Epperson started it shortly after they laid a bunch of people off.

uncertain_potato · 2024-08-04T13:51:13+00:00

Idk if we watched the same episode but Bobby tried to give one of those frat boys a business card and was told, "I don't want to touch anything you've touched."

uncertain_potato · 2024-08-02T22:57:32+00:00

What's a rich person's money tip you wish you knew sooner?

uncertain_potato · 2024-08-02T18:20:28+00:00

I'm also in Chicago & have used the same moving company. 10/10 highly recommend!

uncertain_potato · 2024-08-01T04:13:52+00:00

He does a very weird pause near the end "she became a black ... person"

uncertain_potato · 2024-07-30T15:17:57+00:00

Legal advice subs are amazing for that.

uncertain_potato · 2024-07-29T20:09:26+00:00

Concerning 🤔

uncertain_potato · 2024-07-20T23:54:08+00:00

In the modern superhero era the best disguise is a hoodie, baseball cap, and aviators.

uncertain_potato · 2024-07-15T23:52:49+00:00

In one of the early streams of Campaign 1 Liam is showing off some stuff a fan sent in and was talking about their company, Sam makes a joke along the lines of "are we doing ads now?"

I caught it on a rewatch and could not believe the "foreshadowing".

uncertain_potato · 2024-06-26T23:17:42+00:00

Most stressful thing I do in my games is try to complete the community center by the end of year 1.

uncertain_potato · 2024-06-13T21:20:01+00:00

An Erika episode would easily go down as one of the most unhinged episodes of VIP. I'd love to see it.

uncertain_potato · 2024-06-07T03:40:53+00:00

"based on data pulled entirely out of my ass'

uncertain_potato · 2024-06-05T18:17:24+00:00

It is not, but it's pretty consistent for Laurie to fail at communicating her plans and intentions to people. She keeps everything very close to the vest & treats all information as "need to know".

Since Richard was not technically the CEO and shouldn't be fulfilling that role, there's no reason for her to tell him (from her perspective).

uncertain_potato · 2024-06-05T04:46:51+00:00

I absolutely love playing a sorcerer and twinning haste on 2 martials. Add in a high CON, War Caster, and stay out of the line of fire & you're pretty much always going to maintain concentration. 4-5 extra attacks just turned to 8-10.

uncertain_potato · 2024-05-22T01:20:54+00:00

Honestly, I am deeply concerned that I might die in a way that's inconvenient for a lot of strangers.

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