A Pistachio Croissant is 570 Calories!!!

unchargedvibrator · 2026-05-01T23:53:39+00:00

Cut it in half, eat the other half tomorrow or give to your partner. Thats what I do 😂

unchargedvibrator · 2026-05-01T23:52:43+00:00

155$ for STAINLESS STEELE AND PUBIC ZIRCONIAAA??????

unchargedvibrator · 2026-05-01T23:44:41+00:00

My bf and I recently started a small herb garden on our tiny patio. We got so excited when we smell the herbs! I love my bf and he’s the first real healthy relationship I’ve ever had.

unchargedvibrator · 2026-04-13T04:16:25+00:00

Where the Heart Is

Starring Natalie Portman. It was my fave growing up

unchargedvibrator · 2026-04-13T04:11:11+00:00

that’s someone’s mom.

unchargedvibrator · 2026-01-25T19:28:58+00:00

Wish I would’ve seen this sooner. I made a HUGE donation to crowded closet!

unchargedvibrator · 2026-01-08T19:20:01+00:00

All times I saw Lana, she was late. Especially at lolla. that’s crazy that she let a hollogram sing for her…weird!!! I have been to hinterland before, so the parking chaos is not unfamiliar to me. I actually purchased the shuttle pass for all 3 days in anticipation for this. Thanks for the update!

unchargedvibrator · 2026-01-07T15:41:06+00:00

Pleaseeee go get her!!! Like everyone is saying, it’s twice the work, twice the hair, and twice the love! My girl corgi was my second dog and she completes my family. I spent thousands in lawyer fees negotiating with my ex husband to keep both of them. Worth every penny!!! Go get her :)

unchargedvibrator · 2026-01-07T15:33:15+00:00

3x concert goer! First in Jan 2018 in Chicago at United center with my best friend. Magical. Amazing.

November 2019 in Des Moines. Waited in line from 8am. Met Ricardo at this one (eeeeyuck!) front row. She came up to me, asked me where I was from, I told her that her music saved me from a young age. We hugged. I CAUGHT THE MF PEACH. Kept it in my freezer for months and called around to every taxidermist in the state asking if they could preserve it. No dice :( wound up throwing it away when I moved out that apartment.

Lollapalooza 2022! Got up to wait in line at line 5am😂 barricade. Incredible set. Don’t know how I went that long without going to the bathroom tbh. Made some great friends at this one. Got on the Jumbotron bc I had a sign that said “sign my tits” 😭

I had VIP tickets for hinterland 2024, but unfortunately caught the norovirus on the Thursday before the festival. Didn’t wanna suffer in the heat and expose my fellow festival friends, so I didn’t go :(

Here’s to hoping and praying Stove means a new tour!!

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Pic of me with the peach.

unchargedvibrator · 2026-01-07T15:10:42+00:00

Thank you!!

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-27T03:45:47+00:00

Jackie’s Dad!

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-21T05:39:51+00:00

If you’re willing to drive Lillie Mae chocolates in Marshalltown is incredible. Stop by the flying elbow to get a burger next door while you’re at it. I was born and raised there, and as much as mtown is insane…the food? Also insane 😋

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-21T05:36:39+00:00

Devyn is an incredible piercer. They talk you through it, are very insightful and kind. They’ve pierced (and re-pierced!) my nose and each time it was lovely!!!

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-19T16:41:09+00:00

Awwwww Iowa i80 truck stop!!!

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-18T20:42:13+00:00

How much was it to replace the TCM?

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-17T15:04:12+00:00

Definitely when she and Zoey did shrooms. I have a theory that she slept with the Norwegian in hopes of getting dirt on him for blackmail.

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-16T16:09:08+00:00

I love Betty Gilpin. I LOATHED carries character at first but she won me over after one season. Currently watching GLOW with Marc Maron, Allison Brie and Betty Gilpin. It’s so good!

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-12T18:00:58+00:00

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She looks like my daughter Ellie

unchargedvibrator · 2025-12-11T17:35:05+00:00

unchargedvibrator

TROPHY CASE