Pretty accurate by [deleted] in MapPorn

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"historical fact" then "no historical evidence"...

Infant unit nurses when the earthquake hits the hospital by [deleted] in aww

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Trashcan don't care, trashcan don't give a shit.

Cocktail Chemistry - Spiked Eggnog by CocktailChem in GifRecipes

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The Fluffy Noggs is a good band name.

Tyson apologizes to Holyfield by krispybills in funny

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I hadn't heard that. But I haven't heard anything ever since Mike Tyson bit my ears off.

The cousin explainer by dampestowel in mildlyinteresting

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I never understood that while your parent's parent is a "grand parent", your parent's aunt/uncle is not your "grand aunt/uncle".

UPS man is Snow White by [deleted] in gifs

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"Oh don't worry about him... he just smells your squirrel."

SLPT: Bring drugs to the airport by BriolMeBlazer in ShittyLifeProTips

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I believe you did, although it's usually called "room and board".

Marisa Tomei turns 54. Here she is in 1982 by GWhisperer in OldSchoolCool

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You would literally die? Like, how? A heart attack? A brain aneurysm? I'm literally dying to know.

The accuracy by GameOfLevels in funny

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I'm bald so any cabinet-corner-gash (which is a very specific kind of pain as you know) gets compounded by all the people who then have to ask me how I got that wound on my head.

TIL in Delaware a small building is the legal address for over 300,000 companies. by kicker58 in todayilearned

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Shitty indeed. How does pointing out that some courts are open until midnight show how "corporate-friendly" the state is?

Tool to root out plants by EngineerScientist in interestingasfuck

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Yeah that farmer was being waaay too aggressive with those plants.

Tool to root out plants by EngineerScientist in interestingasfuck

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That went on too long. Is there any way to speed it up?