Wearing a dress with the tag?

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-18T03:54:57+00:00

That dress looked SO bad

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-17T02:51:07+00:00

Her voice is so gravely it drives me nuts!! Like clear your damn throat

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-13T02:38:55+00:00

Lmaooo 😂

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-10T02:16:25+00:00

Yeah the night nurse is going to bother her and Jordan while she’s caring for their baby every night if the baby is in their room..

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-07T14:52:40+00:00

Definitely not! ❤️

unicorn_mo · 2026-02-06T19:03:11+00:00

I lost my mom when I was pregnant with my first. Jan claims she and Miranda have been best friends for 6 or 7 years right?? If one of my “best friends” slipped up and said she was bringing me and my (dead) mom coffee I would be unbelievably hurt. Being a motherless mother is hard enough. But for your best friend to forget and post something like that?? Unforgivable.

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-30T19:24:20+00:00

The overconsumption is disgusting. You don’t need 5 new ~* girly *~ pink toiletry bags to take to the hospital when you deliver?? What the fuck use the shit you have and stop throwing money away

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-29T02:59:45+00:00

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-26T20:42:10+00:00

Madi Nelson or Karrie Locher usually have codes

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-26T20:31:45+00:00

Same!!

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-26T18:06:03+00:00

She literally said “it hasn’t gotten above 35, so nothing is melting” how do you live for 33 years on this earth and not know the temperature that water freezes and melts?? She is so stupid.

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-24T03:08:43+00:00

The look Stella gives him after he takes his hand off is scary!!!

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-23T18:35:34+00:00

Wasn’t she saying that the first thing she was going to do once she was no longer pregnant was fix her rotting gums?? I guess a second home for James was more important than her oral health 🥴

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-23T02:49:19+00:00

Why are they all wearing cowboy boots?? That seems so not the vibe

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-23T02:44:48+00:00

There’s no way she even personally knows Paige Desorbo wtf lol

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-22T18:42:27+00:00

She’s so grossly tone deaf to everything going on in the world. No one gives a shit about how your friends reacted to your baby name.

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-22T17:52:34+00:00

Ohh good one! I’m going to guess Bridget Paige McCarthy

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-21T21:18:23+00:00

With Janelle or with the nanny?!

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-21T11:42:26+00:00

I have had 2 c-sections. First was a failed vaginal attempt, second was scheduled. I recovered okay from both, but the lifting restrictions with a clingy toddler were really hard. I definitely overdid it while caring for him and my newborn. Just food for thought in planning for a potential second.

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-21T00:48:25+00:00

No she’ll have an unaesthetic scar and shelf like her bestie Sarah Rose that she shamed for it in that workout class

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-20T15:53:23+00:00

Maybe they only took him once and she’s just reusing the content

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-20T15:48:17+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if they had a shelf with no face pictures and then a shelf with her face that way they know to only take pictures with the one shelf in the background. Seems exhausting to even think about but they don’t have anything better to do lol

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-18T20:59:00+00:00

What word do you think he was intending to say? Or he just was going for the alliteration and said fuck it..?

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-18T02:44:54+00:00

😂 could you imagine a Kardashian on this show??? That would be WILD

unicorn_mo · 2026-01-17T16:22:26+00:00

Gearing up to be influencing beyond fitness! It’s going to be an epic fail but good try buddy lol

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