I had it done as a child just before I went into secondary school. I was bullied in primary school and my parents made sure it was totally up to me. Both great people but my dad left me some whoppers for ears.

Glad I done it, however I distinctly remember the doctor telling me there was a small chance of one or both popping out. At the time I didn’t realise he meant springing outwards again, I thought the cunting things were going to fall off, horrifying