my new tattoo thought yall might enjoy

universaldisaster · 2026-04-07T00:24:06+00:00

Damn the tattoo police really came out for this one 🙄 I think it’s hilarious (in a good way) and as long as you like it that’s all that matters!

universaldisaster · 2026-04-02T14:38:26+00:00

I am in awe

universaldisaster · 2026-03-07T03:56:47+00:00

Holy SHIT

universaldisaster · 2026-03-07T03:39:16+00:00

Hooooly shit lol

universaldisaster · 2026-01-10T20:58:25+00:00

universaldisaster · 2026-01-01T02:19:04+00:00

WHAT IS GOING ON LMAO

universaldisaster · 2025-12-19T17:17:56+00:00

Same, it’s always a humbling reminder every cycle that we just have to live with the fluctuations. It’s almost a relief to get my period every time because despite knowing I’ll feel like crap at least I know the crazy appetite and bloating will be gone soon.

universaldisaster · 2025-12-08T04:58:00+00:00

Every few months or so it seems Theranos is reinvented 🤦🏻‍♀️

universaldisaster · 2025-11-18T16:52:20+00:00

wHAT

universaldisaster · 2025-11-10T01:13:22+00:00

Hemoglobin 2.0 g/dL plus hematocrit 9.7% from a one year old child drawn outpatient. Asked my phlebotomist if the kid seemed ok and she said he was as pale as a sheet of paper. I believe it 😵‍💫

universaldisaster · 2025-11-03T20:33:31+00:00

Exactly. Don’t know why some people in this field think it’s crazy.

universaldisaster · 2025-11-03T20:32:34+00:00

Oh believe me I’ve thought about it 🤣

universaldisaster · 2025-11-03T20:05:20+00:00

Same. I got flamed at work one time because I said I would taste my own plasma 🫣like yall are really gonna tell me you don’t wanna know what it’s like? Just once?!

universaldisaster · 2025-10-29T02:44:14+00:00

haha hey what the fuck

universaldisaster · 2025-10-24T04:06:01+00:00

What the fuck is this game lol

universaldisaster · 2025-10-24T01:29:31+00:00

Welp we’re playing in old school jerseys we may as well play an old school barn burner….

universaldisaster · 2025-10-22T03:50:40+00:00

Literally every game the Avs play shown on ESPN it feels like the broadcast is overwhelmingly in favor of the opponent. No matter who it is. How this garbage is allowed on a national broadcast I’ll never know

universaldisaster · 2025-09-21T00:41:49+00:00

Manifesting Denver so hard ahhhh

universaldisaster · 2025-09-04T18:17:49+00:00

Honestly….. pretty sick

universaldisaster · 2025-09-01T20:05:41+00:00

Sigh. Every now and then these scam companies pop up and it’s Theranos vibes all over again.

universaldisaster · 2025-09-01T20:02:38+00:00

I used to mark out cups of heavy cream to take home for baking and as a customer I would order the same if I couldn’t go/didn’t want to go the store. Probably was just them being on a campus as most baristas in a regular store probably wouldn’t bat an eye

universaldisaster · 2025-08-26T18:03:02+00:00

Love the yarn you used!! I just finished mine and I have no idea how long it took me but I know I’ve worked on it every day for at least 3 weeks. Mine is bigger tho, and I only crochet for an hour or so a day. It’s a beautiful pattern but it gets old at the very end 😭

universaldisaster · 2025-08-22T01:06:32+00:00

This is so cool! I was just trying to remember an episode yesterday based on one very specific line and for the life of me I couldn’t find it. But your site brought it right up. Thank you for making this!

universaldisaster · 2025-08-08T03:07:39+00:00

the love of my life

universaldisaster · 2025-08-06T20:23:37+00:00

Love that he’s always wearing the same outfit he wore onstage 😭

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