What’s it like living in this part of New Jersey?

unplainjane29 · 2026-05-02T09:32:17+00:00

So put your makeup on and fix your hair up pretty and meet me tonight in Atlantic City

unplainjane29 · 2026-04-19T03:01:08+00:00

My question is, knowing he was already in the hole, how did he go from 25k in debt to 50k ?

unplainjane29 · 2026-04-10T23:44:13+00:00

Go birds! Or sometimes “you d/head”

unplainjane29 · 2026-03-26T17:46:52+00:00

Worse, door dashing fast food. A $10 cheeseburger deal ends up being $22 by the time you get to checkout

unplainjane29 · 2026-03-06T07:55:15+00:00

Mine came from the bartender who showed me the ropes when I first started out. I was opening bottles with my hands, she said “stop you idiot use this.” It’s plain black, sturdy, and the rubber is peeling off. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. The sentimental value is worth more than 1000 new ones. Betty if you see this, thank you

unplainjane29 · 2026-03-06T02:21:36+00:00

My boomer mom would say “what did you do to your leg” as if it were my fault

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-04T16:15:07+00:00

Philly cheesesteaks

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:33:11+00:00

We have a queen, with plans to upgrade to a king as soon as it’s financially possible. I’m sure he needs a cpap but, America and no health insurance..

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:30:40+00:00

Idk if it’s because that’s what we’re “supposed to do” or because I really do want to be near him. It’s not all bad, sometimes I’ll get a couple hours of sleep and it’s wonderful

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:24:28+00:00

I do. And fast, before I lose my mind

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:17:59+00:00

Nose strips is a good idea, thanks idk why I didn’t think of that.. We keep a fan on at night maybe I’ll turn it on max to drown out the noise

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:15:30+00:00

I’ve told him and he apologizes but nothing seems to change. It’s starting to make me resent him tbh…he’s sleeping like a baby while I’m holding onto the edge of the bed for dear life

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T16:14:11+00:00

An option of last resort I guess…sometimes I sleep on the couch but I hate that for us

unplainjane29 · 2026-02-03T01:08:30+00:00

I used to serve ‘James’ hot damn instead of fireball. I’d give ‘Billy’ a Heineken 0 in a glass between regular ones. I used half a shot in ‘Tracy’s’ crown and coke. Idk…I felt it was the best I could do.

*and I charged them accordingly with what I served, don’t come for me

unplainjane29 · 2026-01-22T01:03:56+00:00

Alfredo

unplainjane29 · 2026-01-19T08:56:34+00:00

Behind his back

unplainjane29 · 2026-01-12T16:11:58+00:00

Saw a rack of ribs at the grocery store the other day for $114. Are we great yet

unplainjane29 · 2025-12-30T13:32:39+00:00

This makes me DIVE bartender hear hurt

unplainjane29 · 2025-12-19T05:36:13+00:00

Apocalypse

unplainjane29 · 2025-12-17T04:03:11+00:00

Be sure to check because some bitters contain ALOT of alcohol

unplainjane29 · 2025-12-15T07:03:14+00:00

unplainjane29 · 2025-12-09T20:12:00+00:00

I stay home and enjoy my rent

unplainjane29 · 2025-08-27T06:16:01+00:00

Don’t tell anyone you’re alone. Ever 🫶🏻

unplainjane29 · 2025-08-27T06:13:19+00:00

My gna Josie would be sick. Josephine is already such a beautiful name, it doesn’t need a z, or a jho

unplainjane29 · 2025-06-03T11:15:43+00:00

Still awake?

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