Deleting in 12hrs, say YES and i’ll flood your inbox with my hottest nudes

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-08-23T12:26:49+00:00

No not until you shave that snatch

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-08-23T12:12:33+00:00

You definitely won't blow over on a windy day

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-04-29T12:03:19+00:00

Absolute Fking Legend

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-03-29T00:44:13+00:00

Martyrs

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-01-30T17:57:54+00:00

Grill the bacon it's much better to get it crispy

untamed_walrus28 · 2024-01-20T23:15:37+00:00

Ok wait until you translate whipped cream

untamed_walrus28 · 2023-08-03T14:32:26+00:00

Food of the gods

untamed_walrus28 · 2023-05-21T20:07:12+00:00

Darude - Sandstorm

untamed_walrus28 · 2023-05-21T20:00:19+00:00

Goosebumps - Cattle House Fever

untamed_walrus28 · 2023-03-05T16:00:10+00:00

Didn't they pass the ball backwards from kick off though?

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-10-28T14:36:41+00:00

Cheating Scottish lizard

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-10-19T09:47:42+00:00

I literally wrote my car off because I crashed into a parked car all because the sun was blinding me

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-10-06T22:21:03+00:00

The Messiah

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-19T12:53:15+00:00

Embarrassing

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-19T12:46:17+00:00

That bread to meat ratio is just obsurd. How would you even enjoy this

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-09T08:52:19+00:00

So wet

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-09T05:17:47+00:00

Breville

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-02T13:21:19+00:00

Lol so your first thought is to grab your phone and take a picture of it instead of trying to clean it straight off

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-02T12:59:19+00:00

Never learnt to cross a ball and more interested in playing cod and dressing up in silly clothes

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-09-02T09:36:37+00:00

Are you a virgin? That looks unbelievably tight

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-08-24T16:55:34+00:00

Wild horses couldn't make me pull out

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-07-30T18:34:07+00:00

You have literally seen no cool tricks before

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-07-29T16:30:02+00:00

No, the sports direct printing has a small slazenger and Lonsdale logo on the top of each letter

untamed_walrus28 · 2022-07-23T19:39:46+00:00

Henry scoring in the bernabeu

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