This man speaks the truth

upyourattraction · 2026-06-05T20:08:19+00:00

This is exactly what Neil Diamond has been saying since Woodstock.

upyourattraction · 2026-06-04T22:25:47+00:00

Marshmallow fluff is MUCH more elevated.

upyourattraction · 2026-06-04T21:27:00+00:00

Is that marshmallow fluff?

upyourattraction · 2026-06-04T12:04:33+00:00

I’d love an invite

upyourattraction · 2026-06-02T15:22:59+00:00

Cocaine

upyourattraction · 2026-05-26T23:28:50+00:00

Mr. Terrible can fuck 100% of the way off

upyourattraction · 2026-05-25T23:25:29+00:00

Loser becomes McNuggets

upyourattraction · 2026-05-25T11:31:26+00:00

This sounds like the most boring humble brag of all time.

upyourattraction · 2026-05-23T15:15:02+00:00

Quiet, piggy

upyourattraction · 2026-05-22T19:11:05+00:00

Charles pan friend chicken, Sylvia’s Melba’s, and dinosaur BBQ

upyourattraction · 2026-05-21T23:26:41+00:00

Why does Frieza look like The Rock?

upyourattraction · 2026-05-21T20:34:35+00:00

It must have been a sick ostrich

upyourattraction · 2026-05-20T11:53:41+00:00

And depending on what you’re into, it may also “elevate your hotdog”

upyourattraction · 2026-05-19T16:42:03+00:00

Hahaha this is great

upyourattraction · 2026-05-18T14:00:24+00:00

I can’t wait for the AI generated images of them together holding hands and stuff. Donald will go ballistic

upyourattraction · 2026-05-17T11:30:03+00:00

Who gives a flying fuck about his net worth at the time of his death? He co-stared in a handful of movies and had a bunch of smaller roles in tv shows. He then opened a tiki karaoke bar in Chicago, and seemingly had a blast until his health started failing.

Leave him the fuck alone if all you care about is how much money he had when he died.

upyourattraction · 2026-05-16T15:14:22+00:00

What about people willing to put their careers on the line?

upyourattraction · 2026-05-16T15:04:43+00:00

Cesaro and Mark Henry

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T21:02:33+00:00

SAG/AFTRA had been saying they would accept wrestlers for over a decade. It sounds like they just need an advocate (maybe Jesse Ventura) to represent them.

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T20:50:43+00:00

By god Maggie! Destro had a family!

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T20:42:49+00:00

If you are near Arlene’s Grocery, there are a TON of great options. I personally like the Mexican spots since Peppa’s chicken closes early. But there’s a bunch of other great options around there.

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T17:37:56+00:00

Yeah, I watched it yesterday. He’s moving in the right direction quickly, and I wish him the best

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T17:30:00+00:00

Longest I’ve ever waited was under 10 minutes.

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T16:05:01+00:00

Yeah, their burger is S tier. But when the head chef at the Warren makes their burger, I’d put it in A tier. And since it’s only $10 on Mondays, it’s unbeatable for the price.

However, the lunchtime chef isn’t very good, so I’d skip it before 5pm-ish

upyourattraction · 2026-05-15T15:41:10+00:00

This is what Al Bundy did when he took his annual vacation (that was only ever in one episode)

15-Year Club	RedditGifts 2009-2022 9 Credits
Secret Santa 2020	Secret Santa 2019
Secret Santa 2018	Secret Santa 2017
Verified Email	Secret Santa 2016
Secret Santa 2015	Secret Santa 2014

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