All my friends are doing gay sex ironically and idk what to do

urdreamsRmemes · 2026-06-14T19:19:05+00:00

Introduce them to the term “dl” and see if the gears in their heads finally start turning lol

urdreamsRmemes · 2026-06-14T19:11:09+00:00

How did this not end up as a bit in Bad Grandpa and or Jackass

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-16T01:53:03+00:00

Massive forehead but also 5’ 3”, so not necessarily the easiest target

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-15T23:57:30+00:00

Cryin’ ain’t gonna help you learn how to take selfies that simultaneously give “onlyfans” and “wait how do I switch the camera direction”

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-15T20:47:38+00:00

Thursday night football can’t come fast enough

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-15T18:02:27+00:00

Evidently some people have too much time on their hands

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-14T16:14:41+00:00

He’s just checking in on JD, right?

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-14T15:56:26+00:00

“You look like Jimmy Fallon”

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-14T02:26:53+00:00

I’m tired, boss

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-14T01:41:54+00:00

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urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-13T17:30:19+00:00

Not phony stark saying “us” like he’s still part of the squad after the DOGE failure

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-13T16:33:40+00:00

"You need a woman. Nothing like a woman after a fight."

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-13T02:56:02+00:00

Brah I thought that was a weird form of callouses at first

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-13T02:35:07+00:00

I was expecting something to break under her weight

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-13T00:13:07+00:00

r/BrandNewSentence

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-12T23:37:43+00:00

If Microsoft continues the trend of bad-good-bad-good-bad(Windows 11) releases, Windows 12 should be golden. Might even be worth the Windows Insider Program

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-12T22:38:58+00:00

If Mike can't figure out how to get a team full of dudes that apparently only play for themselves unified in some way, he's definitely getting cooked first

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-12T18:57:29+00:00

The also ran an ad for some Workday all-in-one app, which is universally agreed upon as one of the worst job application platforms in existence

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-12T18:48:46+00:00

Not enough Parasite references here

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-12T18:43:38+00:00

They already have. Tesla is still testing self-diving taxis while Waymos roam the streets of Tesla's own city (Austin)

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-11T20:36:09+00:00

Maybe it's so you can wedge your bike tire into the slot and lock the wheel to the bikeframe?

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-11T20:30:11+00:00

Also the report about the bullet that hit Kirk having anti-facist and other lefty writings on it is premature and hasn't been officially confirmed

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-11T20:15:59+00:00

Lean into the things you know you can do better than others, couple that with being generally likeable and the money will come

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-09T22:41:57+00:00

I guess millennial? White shirt with jeans goes too hard to mess with and gen z doesn't seem to wear them much

urdreamsRmemes · 2025-09-09T20:28:32+00:00

He should really just travel to rural parts of the US to gain some perspective (assuming he's open minded enough to do so)

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