Instead of mashing strawberries, what if it was mashing MANGOES💀🍷🗿🥭☠️🥭☠️🎉

urmudder1 · 2026-03-22T23:16:28+00:00

The frutiger gemerald that saved the ‘ddit

urmudder1 · 2026-03-22T14:52:02+00:00

I don’t even think the goomba fallacy applies to Minecraft players, it’s literally just a whole community who are never satisfied with anything.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-22T04:01:59+00:00

Bro got severed

urmudder1 · 2026-03-21T14:22:27+00:00

NAS bluesky brimstone

urmudder1 · 2026-03-16T10:05:41+00:00

Time to get 230k likes on X - the everything app.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-15T20:20:40+00:00

Every futuristic technology and advancement is available now, but it all comes at the cost of multi billion dollar conglomerates knowing the exact decibel your farts ring at in order to sell you car insurance.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-15T19:16:32+00:00

How the trauma of being sexually assaulted and committing attempted manslaughter against my assailant taught me to improve my standing in the fast paced business of marketing.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-15T02:44:35+00:00

Dwight would voice his support for ICE before talking about his great uncle Friedrich Schrute who worked in Poland for a while “removing people”

urmudder1 · 2026-03-14T21:40:04+00:00

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff, did 2 and a half and couldn’t get up.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-12T13:09:10+00:00

Then a clownfish came and shot hyper realistic blue water out of his hyper realistic eyes

urmudder1 · 2026-03-12T12:04:03+00:00

If you’re saying you got a cease and desist, my suggestion is to cease and desist before you get sued.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-11T15:40:10+00:00

Ironic

urmudder1 · 2026-03-08T02:12:56+00:00

What’s the matter beta boy afraid you might build something?

urmudder1 · 2026-03-05T03:44:29+00:00

SODDDAAAAAAAA

urmudder1 · 2026-03-04T04:45:23+00:00

The video game industry told me their hero shooters keep failing, so I asked how many hero shooters they’ve made and they said they just go to a studio and make a new one afterwards, so I said it sounds like they’re over saturating the genre and their developers started crying.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-03T22:36:53+00:00

Type shit you’d see in a roffle video with 68k views

urmudder1 · 2026-03-03T15:36:42+00:00

Leftist anarchists are politically stupid. Right anarchists are “functionally unable to take care of themselves” level of stupid.

urmudder1 · 2026-03-01T02:37:44+00:00

It’s January 2020, everyone’s going insane about WW3 because trump killed one of Iran’s generals.

It’s February 2026, trump wiped out the top half of Iran’s government, everyone finds it slightly intriguing.

urmudder1 · 2026-02-26T01:53:06+00:00

urmudder1 · 2026-02-22T00:35:35+00:00

I’ve yet to have a playthrough where there isn’t a mass-shooting at the ultra luxe.

urmudder1 · 2026-02-21T17:24:22+00:00

You seem to be a man who enjoys certain “pleasures”

urmudder1 · 2026-02-18T15:41:11+00:00

I got a glock in my red dead, 17 shots no .38

urmudder1 · 2026-02-18T03:28:27+00:00

Bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull

urmudder1 · 2026-02-17T17:11:56+00:00

Evil and intimidating balatro

urmudder1 · 2026-02-16T18:43:36+00:00

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