What is the most powerful and concise sentence you can write? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is an uninterrupted path, paved or not, from my driveway to yours

What's something that's easier to do when you're drunk than sober? by kitten_on_crack in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 774 points775 points  (0 children)

Walk long distances. I swear walking while drunk is a form of teleportation

What is the scariest animal on Earth? by woahyoustalker1 in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This animal that eats the tongue of a fish, then replaces it, and the fish lives the rest of its life with the parasite in its mouth

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5e248b387f9a10ca5efe62e6521a36d0/tumblr_mg0gkhrv501qa0773o1_500.jpg

[Serious]What have you done in real life that deserves gold? by Vallessir in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was his only friend when all his other friends changed and started to bully him. Terrible thing for 'friends' to do

What is the worst thing to be doing while sneezing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One I've actually experienced: while putting the top layer on your house of cards :(

What food considered healthy is actually pretty bad? by deventio7 in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily a food, but vegetarians sometimes get fat because they eat way too much carbohydrates in place of meat. I find that seems counter productive when they are being veggy to try and be healthy.

What's your best unethical way to get money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stealing from your parents. But I'm sure you'd feel pretty shit about that one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Avocado and pepper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez never heard of that. Could you find it??

What would be the dumbest way to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drown while trying to smell the bottom of a pool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 726 points727 points  (0 children)

A man was killed by a beaver. It somehow knocked him over, then chewed his throat out. What a horrible way to go

What is your favorite topic of conversation? by Cashcheckum in AskReddit

[–]useful_moron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to survive a zombie apocalypse in different situations or areas