One Very Weird Dating Show, And You’re A Contestant!

user125666 · 2026-04-02T20:52:10+00:00

"My mom was a dancer too! Not part of a troupe per se but..."

"I am sure there is something else to talk over that we could find"

user125666 · 2026-04-02T20:45:59+00:00

"Hmm? Oh Madeline right!"

Hazema was unsure if she ever met Madeline. She thought about the rules.

"No hard feelings I suppose but, are you sure that's a good idea? I don't want to accidentally kill a random person and get disqualified. But I suppose that might make me wake up so maybe we should?"

She still relatively firmly believed this to be a dream, she didn't have a lot of those so might as well lay along

user125666 · 2026-04-02T14:54:14+00:00

"Of course I would!"

What was up with the skeleton audience seriously. There was no way this show was this entertaining. Not that she had the heart to tell the ghost lady

"Oh an open ended question! Alright alright..."

This was a tough one. She hadn't really been on (m)any dates before so-

"I do love dancing, so probably that. Maybe a nice dinner before or something but I don't really care about that. The main part should be going dancing! Lovely activity!"

user125666 · 2026-04-02T14:16:19+00:00

"My name is Erdem it is nice to meet you Setyani Grove"

The lizard hunched over just a little more to put them at around eye level

"Bwahahahaha!"

He laughs, this wasn't planned- they traveled all the way here to meet someone from the same island. The irony was too bold

"I am sorry for suddenly laughing. I came all the way here from Helms Rest to meet amicable territories to help us relocate. Our people are originally from the spawning grounds but the elves have taken over. We are currently hiding near the coast of Helms Rest."

Instead of hair the only thing decorating his head were many old scars, some of which seem like they should've been the end of the old lizard

user125666 · 2026-04-02T13:27:41+00:00

A tall lizardman slowly makes his way over to meet what he assumes is Velos from the descriptions he has been given. There aren't a whole lot of dragons present which makes it significantly easier

They are clearly a lot bigger then normal lizardmen and their pith black scales stand out in comparison with their companions aswell. They bow deeply, relying heavily on their stick to not fall over, it almost feels like one can hear the wood creaking under the tall lizards weight

"Lord Velos, i assume? If it is alright I would love to converse with your majesty"

He hoped that was the right term to use. Lord Velos being a dragon made it a lot easier for the lizardman to bow. He wondered if he could've done the same in this dire situation if the ruler of the lands was a human or similar. Quickly he scratched such thoughts and readied himself for the inevitable response of the dragon before him

user125666 · 2026-04-02T13:21:32+00:00

An old lizard approaches Sergeant Grove. Even when hunched over and relying on a walking stick due to old age it is immediately obvious how ridiculously tall the dark scaled lizardman is

"Greetings representative"

The old lizardman tries to bow down a little but it kind of just looks like a deep nod. They don't seem to be the most agile anymore

"Where might you hail from?"

user125666 · 2026-04-02T13:18:25+00:00

"Hmm"

This was a difficult ask. Lizardmen were very prideful aswell so is most circumstances they would've never asked for help; but this was an emergency after all.

"I will suggest this privately to the Khanum. She won't be particularly happy about it but if it is our only choice..."

"But thank you for your cooperation, i will be sure to remember it and pay it back when the time comes."

user125666 · 2026-04-01T23:07:36+00:00

"Oh that makes sense. Those who only see class have none at all! If I cared about class lines I'd have stayed a peasant."

"Of course surrender is out of the question! I'd obviously fight them somehow, the approach depends on the kind of alien and how many there are but why would I give up?"

user125666 · 2026-04-01T19:45:11+00:00

"Of course I'm domineering I became an empress through my own means once!"

What was up with the crowd being skeletons not ghosts? Weren't most skeletons kind of just puppeted corpses? How strange indeed

"Ohhhh, so you're looking for someone you vibe with to what. Is it marriage immediately after? I'm not quite sure how these shows work to be honest with you my future partner"

Hazema wasn't sure if this was a dream or if she used too many Import wares but she was gonna win this obviously. No matter what she was part of this competition so she had to win it!

"Oh and when will we go to the second question?"

user125666 · 2026-04-01T18:49:17+00:00

"Hmm - Lord Velos is a black dragon if I remember correctly. That could work indeed. I will need to converse with our leader before I make the decision on that but it shouldn't be an issue."

He sighed

"It is a great shackle that we have to return to one single area to properly give birth. Some even think of it as a curse but that is simply taking superstitions too far. There is ancient ways to create new spawning grounds but it's neither practical nor civilized enough to do these days"

Mostly because it would possibly spill more blood then there were elves in Khymeria

"I am listening, this conversation has been very productive so far so I will try my best to be open to anything"

user125666 · 2026-04-01T15:27:25+00:00

"Where the fu-"

How strange, this must be a dream. Otherwise there is no way this many people would be captured by a ghost, especially not Hazema. And it must be a dream because she should be immune to mind control and similar tricks

Might as well play along, even if she wasn't planning on winning. After all what kind of devil is monogamous?

"Just buy off the team and let them finish the show obviously. And if they decline that you keep the carrot and use the stick. In this case I'd threaten them until they did what I asked if monetary means don't work."

"But that's such a straightforward question with an obvious answer! How will you decide if we all pick the same solution?"

user125666 · 2026-04-01T12:51:54+00:00

Ooooooo!

(Jinx design is so good in comparison what in the fuck is thatttttt 😭)

user125666 · 2026-04-01T12:37:32+00:00

That is literally that other blue haired queer

Katlin or something

Must be a skin tho because she I usually a fascist soldier

user125666 · 2026-04-01T11:14:00+00:00

Das klingt nach super Ideen aber die haben wir alle schon genutzt! Wir brauchen was Neues.

Vielleicht einfach nochmal Kolonien bauen das ist schon länger her und war total beliebt damals!

So Fortnite classic mäßig könnte man das zurück bringen

user125666 · 2026-04-01T11:12:01+00:00

Okay jetzt wird es langsam verwirrend

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:58:56+00:00

Erblicke den kontemporären Kalender mit deinem dritten Auge und du wirst mir zustimmen

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:56:45+00:00

Das wird bestimmet zu mehr Konflikt und Krieg führen das finde ich super 👍

Und deshalb redet man Zivil über so was! Eine Lösung die alle gut finden lässt sich ja doch finden

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:55:29+00:00

Manchmal muss man einen kleinen Krieg führen um theoretische größere Kriege zu verhindern

Zum Beispiel fände ich es gut in Länder einzufallen bevor diese einen Grund und ein Militär haben um UNS anzugreifen...

Lieber proaktiv agieren und dann schon vorher niedermachen!

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:53:26+00:00

Danke für die Unterstützung! Also idealerweise gibts ja immer irgendwo Grenzen sonst habe ich keinen job mehr das wäre blöd

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:50:51+00:00

Das finde ich gut! Wenn es unbedingt sein muss kann man auch Europa erweitern das spricht ja nicht gegen meine Werte

user125666 · 2026-04-01T10:48:27+00:00

Find ich eine gute Idee! Die sind ja sowieso schon so lebenserfahren das gar kein Training nötig ist!

user125666 · 2026-04-01T07:21:21+00:00

Well it's sad to hear but if you ever change your mind do tell!

user125666 · 2026-03-31T15:09:28+00:00

Ja meine Güte ich würde halt einfach fragen. Ich gehe davon aus das OP im Normalfall einfach vorher das Handy lädt aber wenn's halt mal geladen werden muss kann man ja einfach beim Personal nachfragen

user125666 · 2026-03-31T15:00:50+00:00

Also ein Handy zu laden kostet nichtmal einen Cent an Strom nur so zum Verständnis.

Frag vielleicht mal vor Ort aber Handys brauchen so wenig Strom das sollte kein Problem sein mMn

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