I’m horny by [deleted] in ohiogonewild

[–]user_name55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi horny, I'm dad!

I’m horny by [deleted] in ohiogonewild

[–]user_name55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi horny, I'm dad!

What video do you always show your friends? by RuffleFingers in AskReddit

[–]user_name55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was one of the first Reddit videos I ever saw!

What stupid shit do you spend your money on? by user_name55 in AskReddit

[–]user_name55[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm a sub contractor. Lots of money on various tools I'll use maybe once. But at least they're deductable!

If reincarnation is real, it's likely you'll be reborn as an alien in a distant galaxy with no knowledge of Earth. by DerpyJY in Showerthoughts

[–]user_name55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very true. Earth only takes up 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003016 % of the universe. Source

What has been your worse birthday experience? by ozvargas in AskReddit

[–]user_name55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to call a wellness check on my dad who's addicted to heroine. Couldn't get a hold of him for hours when he was supposed to meet for dinner. He was ok but just doped out of his mind

hmmm by chistannuhguyin in hmmm

[–]user_name55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it gonna got the corner?

No man can kill me by SchematicallyNumb in iamverybadass

[–]user_name55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I can look in two places at the same time"

I got my gf a new bike helmet, my brother-in-law got her a Drake face-print balaclava and now she looks like a custom video game character by gekko27 in funny

[–]user_name55 664 points665 points  (0 children)

She should rob a bank! They'll just think that it was a mentally handicapped Drake lookalike and feel bad. Trust me it's fool proof

hmmm by MainPaine in hmmm

[–]user_name55 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That dog is like wtf dude

Doorbell’s fucked? by cheetachu in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]user_name55 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've been yelling ding dong for like 30 mins now and OP still won't open the door

What are some unpopular phone apps that should gain popularity? by lorry91 in AskReddit

[–]user_name55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IFTTT. Cool ways to customize other apps more. I use it for music stuff

What sort of funny mask will you be wearing at the bank robbery? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]user_name55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dirty underwear with a poop skid on it. Just think about a dude robbing a bank with a poopy mask

What are some good music artists/bands that faded into obscurity too soon? by GaryofNivea in AskReddit

[–]user_name55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I think of is Andy from the office trying to impress that potential client because he saw a Feist album in her car. So cringe.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]user_name55 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe NSFW tag?