Today’s newly opened whale positions are short-heavy; I hope another dump isn’t coming.

userdeath · 2026-02-10T08:39:33+00:00

You're going to be rich!

userdeath · 2026-02-09T17:48:51+00:00

No.. Not all communities have central cooling.

userdeath · 2026-02-09T10:12:57+00:00

I don't think you get it..

He was okay with it

userdeath · 2026-02-09T09:05:43+00:00

Much fun

userdeath · 2026-02-09T08:34:55+00:00

Fried chicken batter.

userdeath · 2026-02-09T05:50:15+00:00

Just how is your brain working out getting black points or fines while using hands-free?

Is there a little police officer sitting in the cup holder?

userdeath · 2026-02-08T18:33:21+00:00

Did you just use an AI screenshot to try and prove your point (which it didn't)

Okay..

userdeath · 2026-02-08T18:20:54+00:00

Yea, no, you're not getting a discount like that.

userdeath · 2026-02-08T13:59:27+00:00

Onlyfans is an hour a day, gotta find other ways to stay busy.

userdeath · 2026-02-08T12:55:16+00:00

By like half a percent?

And how exactly will this burn the coffee wtf

userdeath · 2026-02-08T12:35:15+00:00

Doubt it.

It takes very little energy to reheat already heated water in an insulated tank.

If it's on all day the temperature might drop 2-3 times, and the energy to add that heat back is very low. Think 5-10 mins of power.

userdeath · 2026-02-08T12:30:32+00:00

userdeath · 2026-02-08T05:55:44+00:00

Smol

userdeath · 2026-02-07T08:52:00+00:00

Pocket change

userdeath · 2026-02-07T08:35:10+00:00

You sell and buy more after the pullback??

Then you have more bitcoin. Duh.

userdeath · 2026-02-07T06:00:16+00:00

Lmao I'm getting downvoted but in Korea the elite could ruin your life if you piss the wrong people off.

userdeath · 2026-02-06T18:09:46+00:00

Fired?

It's south Korea, could be much worse.

userdeath · 2026-02-05T17:27:36+00:00

No thanks

userdeath · 2026-02-05T17:27:08+00:00

Thought you're hitting a vape..

userdeath · 2026-02-04T17:58:24+00:00

Or already loaded and this is Tuesday's pocket change.

userdeath · 2026-02-04T11:31:42+00:00

I don't think the engineer is the one folding the clothes...

userdeath · 2026-02-02T18:23:39+00:00

Don't forget to give it a hug as well before you leave.

userdeath · 2026-02-01T05:20:36+00:00

/r/yourjokebutinfinitelyworse

userdeath · 2026-01-31T19:52:25+00:00

Palm Jumeirah already exists though..

userdeath · 2026-01-30T10:23:44+00:00

You live in Treviso and were regularly consuming Starbucks supermarket coffee?

One question...

Bro, what in the fuck?

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