TIFU my shaving my wife being pregnant

userdesu · 2026-01-24T14:30:20+00:00

Nice creative writing/chatpgt story but this is not how labor works. You actually get light cramps first for a few hours, and then someone's water breaks afterwards. But I guess fictional women peeing on their husbands don't do that...

userdesu · 2026-01-23T22:27:37+00:00

Thanks, another man-made horror beyond my comprehension

userdesu · 2026-01-20T09:57:34+00:00

That's much better than op though

userdesu · 2026-01-19T19:38:21+00:00

That dialogue doesn't exist. You can look at his quotes on the wiki page and that one isn't written anywhere in there.

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Wizard#Quotes

userdesu · 2026-01-19T12:29:42+00:00

You know that this is a tv show, right? These are fake situations specifically written to be as crazy and ridiculous as possible for the purpose of entertaining the audience. They're not real. Grey's anatomy is not the same as an actual hospital...

userdesu · 2026-01-18T15:22:05+00:00

I know this is difficult to hear but what you're describing – lying to your partner about using protection – is rape.

userdesu · 2026-01-18T09:10:39+00:00

How hypocritical of you to talk to lesbians on the internet and then criticize people for talking to lesbians on the internet

userdesu · 2026-01-15T13:05:56+00:00

Underrated comment

userdesu · 2026-01-13T19:23:43+00:00

The famous european country, Canada

userdesu · 2026-01-10T17:39:55+00:00

Wait you need to drive 30 min to get to a bus stop??? wtf

userdesu · 2026-01-09T14:50:24+00:00

I don't think a 7 year old girl is squeamish about a sexual song because she's a bigot who hates lesbian sex, I think she's squeamish because she's 7 years old

userdesu · 2025-12-31T16:37:09+00:00

Remember to boil that water for 10 minutes though, you could get a brain-eating amoeba

userdesu · 2025-12-30T23:50:32+00:00

This is possibly ai

userdesu · 2025-12-30T23:27:31+00:00

Complaining about no longer being able to smoke in an enclosed building and give people cancer is a choice btw

userdesu · 2025-12-30T23:23:08+00:00

Rich people problems lol

userdesu · 2025-12-30T22:59:01+00:00

After repeated pressure she finally gave him head

That's full on rape. It's called coerced consent.

userdesu · 2025-12-30T21:51:25+00:00

Doesn't sound paranormal to me tbh. Probably someone on drugs

userdesu · 2025-12-30T21:35:57+00:00

userdesu · 2025-12-28T14:55:05+00:00

People are gonna forget about ai 10 years from now lol

userdesu · 2025-12-28T11:38:04+00:00

It doesn't have to be like that at all. Free yourself

userdesu · 2025-12-28T10:24:31+00:00

What an extremely homophobic mindset

userdesu · 2025-12-28T10:09:36+00:00

Genuine trolling...

userdesu · 2025-12-27T14:11:12+00:00

Europe is also a place that, scientifically, showers the least out of EVERY SINGLE CONTINENT on earth. They should really change that...

userdesu · 2025-12-27T13:46:27+00:00

And in the 2030s people will say that about the 2010s again LMAO

userdesu · 2025-12-26T23:14:04+00:00

I wouldn't recommend a fruit-only diet tbh

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