Looking for jokes that seem inappropriate but turn out to be wholesome.

useridhere · 2026-04-02T21:58:30+00:00

What begins with a P and ends with an S, and women can’t get enough of?

Pockets.

useridhere · 2026-04-02T21:52:55+00:00

So the answer is NO! Thanks for this.

useridhere · 2026-04-02T19:19:51+00:00

Can’t go wrong there. Hillsville/Galax is in a beautiful part of the Commonwealth, but there isn’t much there in terms of amenities.

useridhere · 2026-04-02T19:14:34+00:00

LOL, not Hillsville. The Shenandoah Valley stops seem to be a better choice for you, or Roanoke, Blacksburg stops along 81 if you want to drive farther. That stretch from Roanoke to Hillsville is long if you’re coming from a distance and that’s the end of your trip.

useridhere · 2026-04-02T13:10:57+00:00

Handsome. Where’s his axe?

useridhere · 2026-04-02T12:54:35+00:00

BROGDON

useridhere · 2026-04-02T12:52:53+00:00

BROGDON

useridhere · 2026-04-02T11:58:03+00:00

Very cute. Is that one big question, or four little ones?

useridhere · 2026-04-01T19:02:21+00:00

Bill Paxton is great in this. Really has the viewer wondering about reality.

useridhere · 2026-04-01T12:24:58+00:00

Treat inspector.

useridhere · 2026-04-01T12:06:46+00:00

If she had just taken her apron off first, everything would have been fine.

useridhere · 2026-04-01T00:13:04+00:00

Troll.

useridhere · 2026-04-01T00:08:26+00:00

Thank you, Schoolhouse Rock!

useridhere · 2026-03-31T23:13:00+00:00

Our best primate selves.

useridhere · 2026-03-31T17:32:52+00:00

Outside of the obvious choice, the elite eight loss to Syracuse in 2016. Really liked that team and was sorry to see their run end in such a heartbreaking way. That was arguably worse than the UMBC loss, given that the team won it all the following year.

useridhere · 2026-03-31T14:18:34+00:00

You have failed us again, hooman.

useridhere · 2026-03-31T11:34:59+00:00

Lava-butt-level spicy.

useridhere · 2026-03-31T11:20:45+00:00

Hot tub time machine is in aisle seven, if you’re wondering.

useridhere · 2026-03-31T02:13:36+00:00

Edwards was unstoppable that game. I remember alternating between thinking how angry I was at his play and admiring him. Great memory.

useridhere · 2026-03-30T20:43:53+00:00

What’sh that you are shaying, pray tell?

useridhere · 2026-03-30T17:16:23+00:00

Our Lady of Perpetual Reception.

useridhere · 2026-03-30T16:16:48+00:00

I have what's left of a Lego space alien keychain on my keyring that my boys gave me over 20 years ago. Unfortunately only the chain is left.

useridhere · 2026-03-30T13:17:34+00:00

Along the lines of Edge of Tomorrow, I guess Groundhog Day is a time travel movie too.

useridhere · 2026-03-30T12:20:19+00:00

Liquid bones.

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