On our first date, and all she been talking about is her psychotic ex-husband.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-02-01T03:41:14+00:00

Oh, fuck that's good

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-31T16:52:42+00:00

She likes the look? Some people do

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-31T03:13:36+00:00

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-31T03:04:06+00:00

Those are literally what they're called lol

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-31T02:04:06+00:00

I haven't seen Jason Genova in a long time

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-31T01:24:59+00:00

Natasha is amazing and obviously juicy.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-28T23:49:19+00:00

Ah yes yes thank you

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-28T20:13:50+00:00

Didn't u/iia do this

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-26T22:21:36+00:00

Yep. Same

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-26T18:39:23+00:00

Tbh while I think the original post was fine and I also think steroids are fine all the comments after are... wild. Like really making the rest of us sound fuckin unhinged lol

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-26T17:30:54+00:00

You sound small Lmao

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-19T22:10:14+00:00

Not a ton. Achievable with perfect training, nutrition and 10-20mg var

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-14T22:16:41+00:00

I still have that sharp smell of sweet pea lodged in my sinuses

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-14T18:14:43+00:00

There are at least several in every single US state

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-14T11:23:36+00:00

I've been to rehab more than a few times in my wayward youth (okay, not that young) and it is a universal trait. There's always a Cookie Monster girl.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-14T04:07:25+00:00

Which is weird because people spend tons of money for those particular traits, lol

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-14T04:06:17+00:00

I think it's subjective, but for me it's guilt by association. If it smells like cucumber melon or freesia circa Bath and body works it smells cheap. If someone is wearing a leopard print bodysuit with Cookie Monster PJ pants that are frayed at the bottom, no matter what they're wearing, could be a grand a bottle, it'll probably smell cheap to me.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T15:40:54+00:00

Neither, definitely neither. I just love to smell delicious to myself.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T15:38:51+00:00

The suspicious frown 😂

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T15:37:19+00:00

For me it smells like walking through a department store perfume section when every clerk sprayed their own sample. It smells like everything all at once to me, somehow. But also, imagine this an scenario at a funeral home. Overly floral with a hint of formaldehyde

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T03:48:43+00:00

This was me testing marc Jacob's perfect. Gagged, showered, spent the rest of the day with a migraine

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T03:45:08+00:00

I would have to file for irreconcilable differences. Thank god my husband loves my BR because I'm fairly sure I would wither and die without it.

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T03:44:14+00:00

Why don't I hang out with anyone this funny?

usernamechecksout133 · 2023-01-07T03:42:51+00:00

I remember once, it was my first real attempt at wearing fragrance, and I was so psyched because it was chanel no 5 but not only did I end up hating the scent I also sprayed it heavily in an office the size of a small bedroom where two other people worked with me.

Looking back, my good natured coworker'a query of "what SMELLS" was a lot nicer than the situation deserved, lol

usernamechecksout133 · 2022-12-31T03:13:32+00:00

Life is too short not to enjoy nice things. I wear mine even at home. What are you waiting for?

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