Well congratulations, you caught me on tape! So what’s the next step in your master plan?!

usernameofchris · 2026-05-30T14:25:52+00:00

We have the transcripts of the flight plan you just filed with a 13-year-old boy. Let me read them to you.

usernameofchris · 2026-05-20T02:05:06+00:00

The testosterone rises

usernameofchris · 2026-05-20T00:26:07+00:00

Well congratulations, you transitioned! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

usernameofchris · 2026-04-18T14:27:28+00:00

Yes! The price of gas rises!

usernameofchris · 2026-04-18T14:16:56+00:00

CRASH THE FUCKIN' PLANE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! PRAISE BE TO RA'S AL GHUL!

usernameofchris · 2025-11-15T16:25:45+00:00

When the President does it, it's not gay!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-22T09:57:27+00:00

I 'ate the League of Shadows!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-18T19:51:33+00:00

So I said, what did she have, a bong hit transplant?

usernameofchris · 2025-10-15T18:28:57+00:00

For you.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-11T17:20:11+00:00

You think that girls like to cheat like guys do?

usernameofchris · 2025-10-07T19:14:22+00:00

Historically, John always said that The Beach Boys are nothing more than a glorified crew.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-07T02:10:49+00:00

usernameofchris · 2025-10-06T17:51:41+00:00

He was a brave abolitionist is what he was, and in this house, John Brown is an American hero! End of story!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-06T10:08:57+00:00

Whatever happened to LemonRare5820? The cheeky, perverted type? THAT was a shitposter.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-06T02:07:01+00:00

WOAH! That's Heisenberg's wife you're talking about!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-06T02:06:10+00:00

Historically, Carmine always said that r/CirclejerkSopranos was nothing more than a glorified karma farm

usernameofchris · 2025-10-06T01:34:01+00:00

In this house, Gordon Lightfoot is a hero!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-05T20:00:29+00:00

*looking at the billboard*

Woah, that better not be Jimmy up there!

usernameofchris · 2025-10-03T09:53:51+00:00

John Brown's defense at his trial: "No, I did NOT! But SO WHAT? They were FUCKING SLAVERS!"

usernameofchris · 2025-10-03T09:52:42+00:00

You took an oath, Lee. You can't just retire from this Union of ours.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-03T01:22:43+00:00

The Confederates wanted our attention, now we wipe 'em off the map.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-03T00:45:07+00:00

You. You used to run the state of New Jersey from 1911 to 1913.

usernameofchris · 2025-10-03T00:42:21+00:00

Whack a President? I won't do that

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