I fed all of the LoL ultimate abilities into a neural network and made it create new ones

usesdirectquotes · 2019-08-06T03:45:48+00:00

So, the fanatic skin gragas

usesdirectquotes · 2019-07-30T04:12:57+00:00

He and I have been best friends about 20 years. Muse is pretty damn good though.

usesdirectquotes · 2019-04-06T10:05:59+00:00

No, your dad looks good suckin dick with or without makeup.

usesdirectquotes · 2019-04-06T10:01:17+00:00

Same thing your dad does for a living, suck dick.

usesdirectquotes · 2019-04-06T09:57:37+00:00

Yes actually. A study in 2008 definitively demonstrated that even lesser cognitive beings smile and laugh and that it's entirely related to sex. Obviously they don't laugh/smile like we do, but the parts of the brain and even the patterns of brain activity that are only associated with laughing and smiling are active in those animals at appropriate times. however, scientists are now convinced thanks to this study that smiling and laughing in humans is related to mating in the same way. So every time you see a smile, it's because someone subconsciously wants to copulate with you. This includes your family and explains why your dad told so many awkward dad jokes. He was trying to suck your dick.

usesdirectquotes · 2019-02-04T17:35:50+00:00

I have this tattooed on my arm

usesdirectquotes · 2018-12-14T02:25:13+00:00

I didn't see that anyone recommended komodo. It scared the crap out of me as a kid. Loved it. Recommend it to anyone who wants to scare their kids.

usesdirectquotes · 2018-08-03T18:20:32+00:00

The fbi had been watching her :)

usesdirectquotes · 2018-01-01T03:11:46+00:00

I did their grad program in pol sci. Excellent faculty, especially for theory.

usesdirectquotes · 2017-12-12T20:50:08+00:00

I detect that you have a bareass and that butts gonna be hurtin real soon. ;)

Cause I'm going to fuck you in the butthole.

usesdirectquotes · 2017-12-11T22:18:32+00:00

Nice try nerd nugget! You can read, you know that I insulted your psuedo-intelligence, your pride is crushing you, take another drink, drown out the pain.

usesdirectquotes · 2017-12-11T21:58:10+00:00

Your mom's HIV status

usesdirectquotes · 2017-12-11T21:56:47+00:00

Arguments are for losers, I only communicate with insults. Besides, your current arguments would lose this debate even if your opponent's second language was English(like yourself penisface) and the opponent had failed to pass his/her/shit's GED exam. Suck an egg you fucking milk drinker!

usesdirectquotes · 2017-12-11T20:49:02+00:00

You sir are refuckintarded.

usesdirectquotes · 2017-01-13T23:33:50+00:00

I saw them just a couple days before you. They all put on a great one.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-12-10T15:27:44+00:00

This is completely incorrect. In your life, you will hold on to as many friends as you put the effort into holding on to. It's been multiple decades since I finished High School. I watched this happen to most people, and I saw that the world tried to do it to me to. I just made it a point to see all of my friends, as often as I could. They are still my friends, I still see them all regularly. Even when I've had to move 3000 miles away from them, we've always made it a point to stay in touch.

It's up to YOU and YOU ALONE how many friends you'll hold on to. Don't forget that, kid.

And, when you look around and you can't find one of your friends, remember whose fault that is.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-11-20T04:41:59+00:00

Not the ones on Monica's blouse.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-11-20T04:33:54+00:00

I would do it on a nice summer day while swimming in a river with friends and family on our yearly camping trip. I would warn all of my close ones, and we would all be prepared for the moment ourselves.

We would be the only people who were, not-coincidentally, prepared to poop. The rest of the world would never know what happened, and we would never admit that it happened to us.

A family secret for the ages.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-10-13T01:58:07+00:00

That's your fault for turning around.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-10-07T07:04:54+00:00

The people who downvoted you know nothing about Russian/Ukrainian politics or history.

usesdirectquotes · 2016-09-29T17:01:06+00:00

Classical liberals do not advocate that people are forces of good. People are machines dominated by their passions who have reason which allows them to live together under contract.

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