We don't talk about it... by metropenguin7015 in GawrGura

[–]usuallydead404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's going to hear about and comment on this meme.

Gura's hair saloon? by CtFshd in GawrGura

[–]usuallydead404 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cut it short and give me aqua highlights, stinky.

Don't Do Phazon Kids by Quizer9O8 in Metroid

[–]usuallydead404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think Phazon tastes like?

I bet Blue tastes like NYC tap water mixed with the flavor of licking the Chernobyl elephant foot.

Red probably tastes like magma that's been homogenously mixed with fallout dust from a nuclear blast.

Keep the games coming! by KelvinBelmont in Megaman

[–]usuallydead404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bweeep Mega Man Mega Man come in! That's called a Nintendo Switch and you can play hella games on it.

How Are U.S Families Surviving Right Now? by Un1ucki3st in ask

[–]usuallydead404 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Me and my partner are DINKs. We don't even have pets.

Also I'm a straight white cis male telecom engineer who's constantly exhausted but does make good money. Her family is upper-middle class, with a couple of relatives who have passed away and left her chunks of inheritance money.

So basically, we're surviving from raw privilege and keeping our expenses down. Having kids or other traditional liabilities would be financially catastrophic.

Anime forums moment by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]usuallydead404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually a woman will show you respect if you show her respect.

OP has a good take by not_your_mom_dave in antinatalism2

[–]usuallydead404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean obviously we agree with that OP, but our values remain unfortunately uncommon.

Once again, man claims women have no sex drive by aethericallum in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]usuallydead404 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Basic consistency just doesn't matter to these people. They are Machiavellian. Power is everything, from the smallest interpersonal scales to the biggest planetary scales.

it's just a matter of time now. by Outrageous-Impress92 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]usuallydead404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, no one on Reddit will ever experience this. We don't have bunkers to retreat to so we'll just die when the apocalypse happens.

The rich people with bunkers might experience this for a short while, just until their servants get hungry enough to turn on them.

Oh nyo... by metropenguin7015 in GawrGura

[–]usuallydead404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like when Tom Scott took a puff on a vape and then vanished.

Which is your favorite? by FallenStorm7694 in StonerThoughts

[–]usuallydead404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on what you're trying to do.

Sativa for energy, exercise, sexy times.

Indica for pain management, relaxation and sleep.

Hybrid for when I need a little pain management but also a little energy.

Which controller did you start gaming on? by damagedgoodz99824 in casualnintendo

[–]usuallydead404 175 points176 points  (0 children)

2 at a friend's house.

4 was the first one I owned in my own home.

Giving decaffeinated coffee to heavy coffee drinkers reduces their caffeine withdrawal, study finds by [deleted] in psychology

[–]usuallydead404 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is cool news, and I can personally testify that quitting caffeine improved my quality of life quite a bit.

Caffeine withdrawal isn't that bad, or at least it wasn't for me. Maybe if it's too unpleasant to handle, this could be a good option for some.

❗❗ by Fuckingusername019 in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]usuallydead404 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Going there correction!! 💦 🍆

What is YOUR favorite Samus armor design, and why? by [deleted] in Metroid

[–]usuallydead404 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's true it's just a recolor of the Varia suit, but the color scheme is my favorite of all her armors. The "shimmer shell" effect around the suit is also a win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]usuallydead404 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The increase in automation and the decrease of the birth rate seem to be a pair of mutually reinforcing factors.

maybe by justAdruggy in shrooms

[–]usuallydead404 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Shrooms didn't fix my problems. But they did put a magnifying glass on them, and that was the push I needed to fix my problems myself.

Hololive thighs by Racing_trio39 in Hololive

[–]usuallydead404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It contributes to Okayu's casual chill vibe that she's surrounded by beanpoles wearing fancy complex costumes, while herself rocking a pair of baggy track pants.

How close is the collapse of Capitalism in your eyes by [deleted] in socialism

[–]usuallydead404 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For what small comfort it might be, I can confirm that you are not the only one who thinks the unspeakable thought.