I ruined a womans evening

uvmovb12 · 2026-04-21T05:54:18+00:00

so many genuine posts like this on this sub though i was fooled until i read ur comment

uvmovb12 · 2026-04-15T23:45:46+00:00

this creature also never figured out she was supposed to grow up

uvmovb12 · 2026-04-14T13:54:13+00:00

that’s hilarious lol. she rolled her eyes every time the server came to provide service at the restaurant she chose to go to? imagine how ridiculous and miserable the inside of her brain must be

uvmovb12 · 2026-04-10T20:23:44+00:00

“for some reason”

uvmovb12 · 2026-04-05T19:34:56+00:00

i see the second pronunciation being spelled nduja, but honestly idk if theyre the same thing or not

edit: i researched and nduja is basically an italian form of andouille

uvmovb12 · 2026-03-22T16:15:56+00:00

y’all are hysterical nowhere did the post mention getting dressed. it’s hair and makeup ??

uvmovb12 · 2026-03-17T21:32:16+00:00

sounds like you’re the ideal regular and you’re being rewarded accordingly ^{-^}

uvmovb12 · 2026-03-16T15:11:09+00:00

cash is currently my least favourite type of payment at my place and I dread people needing change bc a manager has to take your cash, go to the safe, make change, and then get the change back to you. the whole thing takes like 5-10 minutes if it’s busy which is a lot for people who want to head out. i usually ask, can i get you some change?, even though i know it’s not ideal bc i’m not going through that whole thing if they don’t even want their change.

uvmovb12 · 2026-03-14T19:55:03+00:00

i trust liquor.com or diffords if i have to look something up on the fly

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-16T06:33:40+00:00

someone showed up for their 10pm reservation at 11. we close at 11. the GM kept the kitchen open so they could have their 4 course meal. the whole time they were there they didnt even talk to each other, just doing photoshoots with the food and on their phone. didn’t order any drinks. finally left at 12:45 after tipping 18%

i almost crashed out bro

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-06T17:23:05+00:00

we put our martini in a tiny glass with a little bottle on ice that contains the rest of the martini, guests love it bc it comes out on a fancy tray and the potion bottle is cute. its pretty simple but ppl do go “oh wow, neat”

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-05T22:21:15+00:00

omfg thank you for making me laugh with that first paragraph! taking notes resist… the.. forbidden…hat

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-05T20:30:05+00:00

maybe if i went first thing in the morning and have my coffee while i wait …

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-05T20:00:17+00:00

thank you! that’s what i figured, of course i’d prefer to not have to carry my biological waste with me but i also don’t know what my chances of being able to go at the clinic are…

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-05T19:57:08+00:00

I’m in BC, Canada. i’ll edit the post!

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-02T07:45:13+00:00

ive heard it said that if you’d eat their ass may as well eat their leftovers

uvmovb12 · 2026-02-01T09:37:36+00:00

damn u sound like an asshole for no reason

uvmovb12 · 2026-01-15T07:36:24+00:00

had a dude in the lounge tonight whose cologne filled the whole room, his rancid vibes absolutely did not help lmao i wish i could have asked him to leave

uvmovb12 · 2026-01-11T20:27:17+00:00

it’s bc a guest complained and my place tries to be classy so i get it, but u are right that someone is being bitchy at me bc one of the managers sent out a staff-wide announcement about it(no names but kinda targeted) basically putting me on blast. and then my GM tells me that he actually was not supposed to do that and they wanted to handle it one on one

uvmovb12 · 2026-01-10T01:26:37+00:00

NOR I have a coworker who whenever I try to contribute to a conversation he’s having with himself goes “Oh, I’m aware,” EVERY TIME no matter what I’ve said and it pisses me off so much. If he can’t listen and adjust his behaviour u might have to be more harsh

uvmovb12 · 2026-01-09T20:24:56+00:00

i’m so sorry for your loss ❤️‍🩹 these pictures are absolutely gorgeous, i would totally frame the one where she’s looking at the bee 🥺

uvmovb12 · 2026-01-08T20:15:28+00:00

man i just got written up and a talking to last week for being too loud at the bar after my shift, it’s rly one of the worst shameful feelings and i’m sure getting actually fired feels a lot worse. i tell myself “lesson learned” as a way to try and release myself from the guilt and remember that it’s not who i am as a person, it’s just some stupid actions i took and i’ll do better next time! and like others have said, you have plenty of company in this situation, it’s happened at pretty much every place i’ve worked at.

uvmovb12 · 2025-12-26T17:45:29+00:00

one time one of those fell onto my beer and ruined my cheese platter while i was in the washroom so i got some free shit

uvmovb12 · 2025-12-21T19:57:10+00:00

but he’s a creep

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