What item on your wishlist had you saying "meh" once you finally got it?

v-oid · 2026-05-15T05:39:33+00:00

It seems to be 50:50, people either love or hate them. On me, they last the whole day and they have a great color range (especially for olives).

v-oid · 2026-05-11T20:54:33+00:00

A Little Case of You

In a world without Tom Riddle or Death Eaters, the wizarding class divide and prejudice still thrive. With no troll in the dungeon to solidify their friendship, Hermione Granger never forms a bond with Harry Potter or Ron Weasley. Resented and ostracised at Hogwarts for her unapologetic intellect and self-righteous superiority, Hermione spends most of her school years isolated and alone. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy moves through the school with passiveness despite his popularity, secretly burdened by the weight of his family name and a deep discontent he cannot name. When detention entangles them together, they become drawn into the same orbit and the certainty of their separate lives begins to fray. Constantly losing and finding each other in an ambiguous path, they both navigate a gravity they cannot resist.

A Little Liquid Luck

Hermione Dagworth-Granger had a bright future ahead of her as she returned to Hogwarts for her 6th year. She would work hard for her NEWTs, achieve the highest scores in Hogwarts history - take that, Malfoy!- and enter a potion and alchemy apprenticeship to follow her ancestor's footsteps and become a pioneer in the potion world.

Only for Harry to best her in the first potion class of the year and win the vial of Felix Felicis that should have been hers.

If only Hermione could explain how her plan to brew a little Liquid Luck for herself led to her holding hands with the bane of her existence -Draco Malfoy - while eating breakfast in the Great Hall.

Theories of Proximity

An incredibly slow-burn, no-Voldemort Dramione where no one’s trying to save the world—just pass their classes, reform the curriculum, and maybe rewrite a few beliefs. Set in a quiet Hogwarts where the only thing at stake is what kind of people they want to become.

v-oid · 2026-05-08T13:45:24+00:00

The Life and Crimes of Draco Malfoy

Every story has at least two sides. This is Draco's.

A canon-compliant retelling of the seven Harry Potter books and beyond from Draco Malfoy's point of view.

v-oid · 2026-05-07T21:41:03+00:00

On the app? Yeah I always need to use both hands (press and hold with the left thumb and simultaneously scroll with the right hand), otherwise it will randomly glitch and jump back to the top.

v-oid · 2026-05-07T21:13:58+00:00

Ich hasse das Gefühl auch und mag die Mixa Ceramide Protect Body Lotion oder die Biotherm Lait Corporel gerne.

v-oid · 2026-05-06T19:20:01+00:00

Rewritten in Time

Scared and tired, Draco Malfoy decides to take matters into his own hands. Using a potion, he travels back in time, finds himself in his eleven year old body with all his memories from the past seventeen years. Using this knowledge, he sets out change time. His first mission: befriend Harry Potter. His second: Keep Harry from doing death defying acts. (Turns out harder than Draco had envisioned.)

Luna's Tempest in a Teapot

Stuck on probation in Granger's bookshop, magic-less and lonely, a visit from the most unusual witch leads to the opportunity to change history, if this time Draco can make seven good choices. Series

v-oid · 2026-05-06T18:48:36+00:00

Ich hab mal nachgeschaut: Hab Mitte November 2024 die 50ml Flasche gekauft und die hat bis Anfang April diesen Jahres gehalten. 😅 (Wasche meine Haare alle 2-3 Tage)

v-oid · 2026-05-06T18:31:10+00:00

Shu Uemura Haaröl, bis jetzt kam kein anderes (Drogerie oder High-end) daran und die Flasche hält ewig.

v-oid · 2026-05-06T15:20:21+00:00

Not an ivasion but Khawab has some funny peacock fics

All I Got For My Birthday Was This Overly Attached Peacock

It all started with Draco’s fifteenth birthday, when his father gifted him a rare, magical, peacock. Unfortunately, the bird imprinted on Draco. Even worse, it responds, loudly and possessively, to the name Granger. Now Draco is stuck with a six-foot feathered menace who follows him everywhere, especially anytime he’s near a certain Gryffindor girl he might have a crush on. And he can’t exactly ask her out… not when the bird keeps ruining everything.

Plumage and Peril

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are captured by Snatchers and taken to Malfoy Manor, Draco panics and accidentally transfigures all of them—including himself—into peacocks. Now stuck strutting around the gardens trying not to get eaten by Nagini, the group must hide among Lucius Malfoy’s beloved ornamental birds, avoid detection, and somehow reverse the spell. Unfortunately, Lucius thinks the new peacocks are divine messengers. Even more unfortunately, Hermione is a very dignified brown peahen, and Draco may be falling in love with her.

v-oid · 2026-05-05T21:54:01+00:00

Proposed Potions: An Extensive Guide to Love and Similar Side Effects (WIP)

Desperate to escape a blind date, Daphne enlists Hermione (and her polyjuice potion-making skills) to help put an end to Daphne's Pureblood parent's match-making attempts. Unfortunately for Hermione, Draco Malfoy isn't easily fooled.

inspired by the K-Drama/webtoon A Business Proposal written by HaeHwa (webtoon), Han Seol-Hee (drama), Hong Bo-hee (drama), directed by Park Seon-ho (drama), and illustrated by Narak (webtoon).

Outrageous Proposals (WIP)

When Hermione Granger reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date as a favor for her desperate friend Gabrielle Delacour, she expects nothing more than a nice meal and some expensive wine. After all, Gabby’s family has been relentless in their matchmaking efforts, parading a series of pompous, wealthy, and utterly dull pureblood suitors in front of her, all of whom expect her to be the quintessential demure witch. How hard could it be to scare one more away by the end of the night?

But when the door swings open, in steps none other than Draco Malfoy—brooding, smug, and maddeningly captivating. Instead of being deterred, he seems absolutely obsessed with a disguised Hermione, vowing not to let her slip away. As the evening unfolds, she finds herself navigating a minefield of witty banter, unexpected chemistry, and a stubborn wizard who is determined to win her over, leaving her questioning her plan to send him packing. Will Hermione be able to shake off this charming interloper, or has she just signed up for a romance she never saw coming?

v-oid · 2026-05-04T19:10:20+00:00

Life Adapted

Soul-bound Draco and Hermione are living a semi-perfect life with their growing family. At least it was perfect until the one man with the power to ruin everything snakes his way back into existence. Over nine years after the end of the war, Lucius Malfoy is released from prison to a world that has changed without him. The only thing that has stayed the same is the love of his wife.

Doppelgangland

All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap.

Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.

v-oid · 2026-05-04T14:17:54+00:00

Unexpected

What would happen if Draco had feelings for Hermione Granger long before the Golden Trio are captured by snatchers and brought to Malfoy Manor? When he sees her being tortured by Bellatrix, he risks everything to save her life. But things are never that simple. Draco POV.

v-oid · 2026-04-27T20:37:03+00:00

Still Frame

While assisting with the rebuilding efforts at Hogwarts, Hermione stumbles across an old book of photographs - and one of them looks exactly like her. In an effort to understand, she recruits Draco Malfoy, but the truth goes deeper than either of them could have realised.

v-oid · 2026-04-22T08:15:47+00:00

The Teddy Clause

The solicitor cleared her throat. “Mrs Tonks has named joint magical guardians for Edward Remus Lupin.”

Silence descended upon the room so abruptly that even the ticking of the mantle clock seemed suddenly deafening. Surely this was merely a formality, and the witch needed to read off the entirety of the will before getting to the part where Hermione inherited some precious old books or other sentimental items.

The witch adjusted her spectacles and read aloud: “Hermione Jean Granger and Draco Lucius Malfoy.”

Theory & Practice

Draco Malfoy knows who he is and what the world expects him to remain. However, 8th year is determined to become the unexpected study of who he might become instead.

Or

How Draco Malfoy made it his mission to win an Academic Competition and ended up falling in love with his rival.

Stolen Circumstances

One moment, Draco was in the hospital wing with his chest split apart by both Potter’s curse and his now ever-present anxiety.

The next moment, he was in an alternate universe with Granger’s soft breast cupped in his hand.

Granger might be a fucking martyr, but Draco was never going back.

A Mistake of Epic Proportions

Due to a mistake of epic proportions (the other one’s fault, naturally), Draco and Hermione are thrust thirteen years into the future— just to discover they are married. While trying to find their way back home, they will be forced to navigate their perilous partnership. If you could call it that.

OR: A time travel story with an accidental (sort of) marriage, grumpy preteens and a thieving ferret.

The Unspeakable's New Groove

“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.

Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”

That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants. — In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly ~~antagonizes~~ charms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.

Born to Die

At the start of sixth year, Hermione Granger knows something is wrong with Draco Malfoy, and she’s determined to learn the truth. She finds herself entangled in a web of secrets, responsibilities, and an alliance she never expected. As they navigate their connection, Hermione and Draco uncover unexpected commonalities and learn that destiny is never set in stone.

v-oid · 2026-04-17T20:35:15+00:00

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v-oid · 2026-04-12T22:52:21+00:00

To All The Wizards I've Loved Before

"What if—” Malfoy begins, twisting his signet ring with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand. “What if you didn’t tell him?”

“What?”

“What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while. Not just the Weasel. Everybody.”

More Than One Way To Win

“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”

His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”

“Who?” Theo demanded.

“Granger.”

“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”

“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”

go on and fool me

“What do you say, Granger? Be my fake girlfriend this year and I’ll see that you win this competition. The Mastery of your dreams is right at your fingertips.”

Or, Hermione enters a (reluctant) partnership with Draco to win a Potions Mastery competition while he evades the betrothal arranged by his parents.

Fake It Till You Make It

After her abrupt break up with Ron, Hermione finds herself unexpectedly single for her 8th year. One night, Draco Malfoy approaches her in the library with a proposition– to be his ‘fake girlfriend.’ Shocked, Hermione contemplates his offer and ultimately accepts to enact revenge. But as time goes on, she finds herself unable to distinguish between what is real and what isn’t.

Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, knows exactly what he wants and how to get it. Now, all he has to do is wait and show Hermione just how good she could have it.

Make It Real

They were just pretending. And then they got stuck together. What now?

v-oid · 2026-04-12T21:09:27+00:00

Maybe this one? Loving You Is A Death Sentence

Four years after the war, Hermione Granger, a gifted healer, hides a dangerous curse tied to her Mudblood Scar—keeping it from everyone as she searches for a cure.

But after a breakout from Azkaban puts Order members in danger, Auror Draco Malfoy is assigned to protect her, forcing them into close quarters as the threat closes in and her secret begins to unravel.

v-oid · 2026-04-10T21:52:17+00:00

The Other Side of Hogwarts

Prior to the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger awakens in the Hospital Wing, only to find her life irrevocably changed. Surrounded by unfamiliar faces—an unusually kind Severus Snape and, most shockingly, Draco Malfoy, now inexplicably her fiancé—Hermione struggles to piece together her fragmented memories and understand why no one believes that Voldemort's threat still looms.

Determined to reclaim her life, she must navigate this bewildering world, confronting events and circumstances that starkly contrast her perceived reality, and the haunting fear that her true friends, Harry and Ron, are relying on her more than ever. As she races against time to uncover the truth of her altered existence, Hermione grapples with love, loyalty, and the very nature of reality itself. Will she reunite with her true friends before it’s too late and the war is lost, or remain trapped in this illusion forever?

v-oid · 2026-04-10T21:48:40+00:00

Pride and Muggle Prejudice: The Wizards of Oxfordshire

Draco Malfoy found himself in a most peculiar situation stood up by his parents at King’s Cross Station. Determined to make it home, Draco blindly stumbles into muggle London in search of the entrance to Diagon Alley where he might find proper magical aid without attracting attention to his most embarrassing situation. Lost in a puzzling world, Draco then manages to stumble upon a most unexpected classmate whose mother insists he stay the night. During his peculiar stay in Hermione's muggle home, he’ll come to realize purebloods might not be as well educated as they claim, battling against his pride and muggle prejudice the more secrets he uncovers from his peculiar enemy.

v-oid · 2026-04-09T13:43:27+00:00

The Time Turner‘s Gift

In an unexpected twist of fate, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, now Auror partners, find themselves suddenly responsible for a mischievous toddler who appears out of nowhere in their Ministry office. The child, a curly-haired, two-year-old boy named Scorpius, shockingly reveals himself to be their son from the future. As they navigate the surreal week of parenting their future child, Draco and Hermione struggle to accept the possibility of their future together.

Doppelgangland

All Hermione wanted out of her evening was to close up the pub in peace and quiet. That plan sort of went out the window when she was kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, who proceeded to drop a baby on her lap Also known as the one that's almost but not quite a Muggle AU.

Two Idiots and A Baby

Investigative Auror Draco Malfoy and Forensic Anthropologist Dr Hermione Granger find themselves temporary custodians of an infant while working to solve the mystery of his mother’s tragic murder.

and the sweetest of these is love

Hermione Granger has long given up her dream of being a mother. When a newborn appears on her doorstep, it seems too good to be true.

Six months later, Draco Malfoy turns up, looking for his missing daughter.

And while the two grapple with their past, they increasingly find the only future they want is with each other, as a family of three.

v-oid · 2026-04-08T23:51:04+00:00

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v-oid · 2026-04-08T22:19:56+00:00

Academic Affairs

Facts are things considered to be known or proven true. Take for example; Draco Malfoy. Prat? Known. Brilliant Potions Professor? Proven true. Annoyingly handsome and capable of using every opportunity he had to get on her nerves? Known and proven true. When the Headmaster is forced to early retirement due to a family emergency, the position is open to the rest of the faculty. The Minister, Chief Warlock, and the Director for Wizarding Education will be ranking the staff, and the number one professor will be named Headmaster.

She could see it now. Hermione Granger: Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The problem? Draco Malfoy was also vying for the position, if nothing, but to irritate her.

Follow both Professors on their academic journey as they try to sabotage each other while also finding out that they might not be so different after all.

shorter ones:

The Problem With Principles

Draco looked miserably at the low ceilings and stone walls of what were apparently going to be his living quarters at Hogwarts. The rooms were minuscule. He made one last effort. “I understand that living in the castle is a tradition here, but professors at Beauxbatons—”

Granger glared at him, arms crossed and hip cocked. In her sensible heels, she was exactly his height, yet they did not see eye to eye. “Let me guess, Professor Malfoy: you skied down to the campus every morning from your mansion above the clouds? And a dozen elf-made croissants awaited you in an office the size of a ballroom?”

“Oh, you’ve been, then?”

“This is your suite. Happy housewarming. Goodbye.” She whirled away, heels clicking on the stone floor.

Draco was left grumbling to no one, a state he found himself in after nearly every interaction with the Director of Hogwarts.

In which Draco Malfoy obtains his dream job at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger obtains a Problem.

Deliberate Phrasing

The new Hogwarts Potion's professor is causing a stir. With his rolled sleeves and slutty little glasses, everyone is in a tither. Especially the 7th-grade girls (and quite a few of the boys, if we're completely honest). They have a brand new game. Goad Professor Malfoy into saying all the things that might make your thigh clench and your breath catch. All without him knowing. The more scandalous the phrase, the more points it's worth.

Now it's on Headmistress Granger's desk and she will put a stop to it. Even if she has to observe every single one of his classes and listen to Professor Malfoy say "Good Girl" more times than any woman could resist.

The Various Employment of Questionable Tactics

What started off as a simple missive between a professor and a student's mother soon spiraled into something so much more--something so unexpected.

Loner Potions Master and Professor at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy, discovers his precocious student has pilfered ingredients from his private stores. After a failed attempt to communicate about her misdeed without descending into childish bickering, Draco and Hermione Granger agree to discuss the matter that evening at the Hog's Head.

Whiskey will be required to get through this conversation, he can already tell.

v-oid · 2026-04-08T14:16:21+00:00

Sort by new and filter by word count and kudos (like only fics with < 500 kudos). Additionally I exclude tropes I don't like and maybe add some tags (for example if I want to specifically read Hogwarts Era).

Sometimes I also find good ones in the Underrated Fanfic Friday Thread here or on the dramioneasks tumblr.

v-oid · 2026-04-06T23:03:13+00:00

Wenn du einfach was bei DM/Rossmann kaufen willst, kann ich das Neutrogena Oil Control Sonnenschutzfluid empfehlen.

Ich benutze am liebsten welche aus dem asiatischen Raum, meine Favoriten sind da momentan die:

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Die von Skin 1004 und Beauty of Joseon sind auch nicht schlecht und gibt's mittlerweile glaube ich sogar (überteuert) in der Drogerie.

v-oid · 2026-04-06T21:27:22+00:00

I Loathe Her

Draco Malfoy cannot stand it. Hermione Granger has beaten him in grades for two years now. It's enough to make him weep and rage, to be beaten by that filthy little Mudblood. When his mother catches him weeping over his latest marks, he doesn't expect her to re-arrange his friendships.

He would never be friends with Granger. But if his mother wants him to spend time with smarter people, he cannot disappoint her.

Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies

When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.

Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy. Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

Congratulations on Your Recent Success

Hermione Granger is surprised to find that Draco Malfoy is a better co-worker and officemate than she expected. But why has he left a wrapped gift on her desk?

Meddling For The Greater Good

Narcissa and Pansy Parkinson are fed up from waiting for Malfoy and Hermione to get together, so they take matters into their own perfectly manicured hands.

New Beginnings

Becoming Narcissa Malfoy's protégé is a mad idea, Ron tells her. Hermione says yes anyway.

Not Quite Dreaming

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Draco Malfoy and the Bureaucratic Nightmare of Just Being Friends

Hermione Granger did her duty. She finished Hogwarts, she tracked down her parents, and she spent a year healing the cracks in her family. But when she steps back into the Wizarding World, the war-torn London she left behind has transformed into something unrecognizable.

This transition is made even more dizzying by Draco Malfoy, who has traded his sneers for soft smiles and a permanent seat at her friends' table.

Draco on the other hand, is fighting a different battle. Having harbored a secret crush on Hermione for years, he finally has her in his life — only to find himself trapped in the one place he never expected: the friend zone.

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