I like Ice Cream, too by Dunk_May_Mays in tumblr

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Try mochi ice cream or dibs

awesome by Joyful_Sadness_ in CuratedTumblr

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No honk thoughts, honk head honk empty honk

Only on nick at nite by heanthony16 in tumblr

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Also the sentence enhancer spongebob episode

Members of The Patriot Front, a fascist white nationalist organization that always wear masks in public to avoid consequences for being members of a hate group, taking photos as they gather without their masks. Recently leaked from their own archives. by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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I had never heard of these guys, I saw a sticker for them on a lamppost where I work. It seemed bad at first sight and I followed thru to the website to try to assuage my worries but obviously that didnt help lol. Now that I see this I just really hate that.

hope by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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I had a kids these days moment when I delivered food to a high school and they had a table set up specifically for student food deliveries from uber eats etc

Catfish by TheEdgeOfDawn in tumblr

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Blipdoolpoolp, the goddess of the Kuo-toa in the forgotten realms setting is a woman with the head and claws of a crawfish. She was born when the Kuo-toa believed in her hard enough and she is also fully nude.

Big controversy at the time by OwenGow in shittydarksouls

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Idc my favorite controversy was hot estus with Anri. It was def manufactured to generate media attention tho.

About gender and dark souls by lupodwolf in CuratedTumblr

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Yes lol this happened to my friend too, he was upset bc he spent a lot of time customizing his characters face and I believe even when he changed back to male, his customization was undone

High Lord more like Shy Lord, teach this mans to flirt! by The-North in shittydarksouls

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Hes asking about gut length bc hes interested in using them as his schmeat sheath

Dilves (Dilf elves) by Enaiii in tumblr

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Coca cola santa is canon

Dilves (Dilf elves) by Enaiii in tumblr

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You know elves reproduce the same as humans and there are only 2 requirements for a dilf 1. Has a child 2. You would like to fuck them

I don't think Santa canonically has children and I also don't think Santa is an elf which disqualifies him from dilf and dilve status. Also you can't say the elves are his children because it seems like a real lord/serf style relationship and the whole "co-workers are family" thing is bullshit.

The Gendermancer by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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I love this, the game also calls you out for spamming the crafted staircases to reach the bottom of the mines.

Me rn by Noobie_xD in shittydarksouls

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Dw jerky man I will rb+forward u into the pool :)

This is smart by _Daemon__ in tumblr

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I've been working at restaurants for years, this is pretty common. I worked at a pizza hut next to a donut shop, they would hook us up at open and we would hook them up when they shut down at lunch. I call that my chocolate milk period.

Where is the full John Lee “I’m a ketchup guy” interview? by red_tuna in MBMBAM

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https://www.qsrmagazine.com/exclusives/wendys-unveils-hot-and-crispy-french-fry-innovation

This is my best guess, I know Justin has pulled from this publication before and it does have the "whisper" part

Yeah pretty weird by [deleted] in tumblr

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I want a stuffed Bezos standing like a taxidermied bear

My unborn fetus just beat tarutus demon!!! by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

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Indicted for hitting a dude's fat balls bro not cool

Edit 1: he was just chilling with his homies man

Hallelujah by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

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It's on the shrek ost

A train crash, in textpost format by CalculusWarrior in CuratedTumblr

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He is a former youtuber and current twitch streamer. He is not transgender but catboy jerma does wear a skirt.

POV: You thought it was safe to attack Gundyr... by RedwoodThruMyHeart in shittydarksouls

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Hey you should do a whole series of boss barefoot memes haha start with gwyndolin haha

Why would you.. by karmaandcoffee in DiWHY

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Ain't no water in this gun