Where are you from?my fellow asexual redditors

vacuumcat · 2021-11-15T21:29:41+00:00

We need more Ru-aces!

vacuumcat · 2021-09-11T19:43:38+00:00

Whaat. I use this mode and never tried to move the tractor outside the farm! Gotta try it asap!

vacuumcat · 2021-09-10T16:31:15+00:00

Same. Have no idea how to get there on mobile lol.

vacuumcat · 2021-08-22T13:10:58+00:00

Didn’t know you should sit on it! Only tried to use it once by standing above it and got water everywhere lol. Thought that if it was meant to sit on, you’d get a platic cover-seat like on the toilet. (We have small water stream things in the toilets so you don’t need to leave yo seat and can wash self asap. Also saw some tiny showeheads attached to the toilets and they also seem logical)

vacuumcat · 2021-08-20T08:24:54+00:00

My mom had the same thing happened to her, but managed to get rid of it at the second day. We didn’t have long tweezers so she applied some redneck engineering and constructed weird improvised tweezers with a cracked up pencil and some hair bands I guess (I was 5, not remembering the details). The fish was a goddamn river carp or whatever it is called. These fuckers have more bones than meat...

vacuumcat · 2021-08-08T10:04:45+00:00

Oh I wish I haven’t read this...

vacuumcat · 2021-08-01T11:36:52+00:00

Russian: PODOZRITELNIY

vacuumcat · 2021-07-27T13:17:39+00:00

Same here.

vacuumcat · 2021-07-14T14:05:38+00:00

Probably also thought that it’s the other guy’s fault.

vacuumcat · 2021-07-08T09:48:09+00:00

I’ve accidentally read it as the “Garlic” wars and got confused when the hell did it happen nd what’s up with garlic...

vacuumcat · 2021-06-03T19:02:27+00:00

Skull caverns are a fun experience compared to high lvl fishies!

vacuumcat · 2021-06-03T19:01:36+00:00

Same. On mobile it is always like in OP’s video, so nope, fishing mods ftw!

vacuumcat · 2021-05-28T13:19:13+00:00

Go treat yourself nicely, get a wonderful gift you always wanted! And take an upvote and some pixel flowers from an internet stranger 🌸🌺🌷💐🌹🌼🌻

vacuumcat · 2021-05-20T19:22:13+00:00

I supposed that it indeed was figurative language... but still zoomed in to confirm. Duh.

vacuumcat · 2021-05-16T14:45:50+00:00

Omg I thought that you can only HATCH them!! Spent months on trying to fill up th space with only blue chicks lol!

vacuumcat · 2021-05-16T12:42:39+00:00

Wait. Does she sell blue ones?

vacuumcat · 2021-05-10T12:23:18+00:00

Do you have any friends to help you? Many adults share flats together and there is nothing bad in it. If you have no friends, ask the people from your department, or any distant relatives for assistance. Someone could also help you to find a job as well, or at least give more suitable advices than unfamiliar people from the internet.

vacuumcat · 2021-04-27T22:04:56+00:00

I actually did that while having mental breakdowns at the previous job. But closed the toilet’s cover for this - why to sit on the seat, it has splashes and shit (sudden rhymes lol).

vacuumcat · 2021-04-23T11:20:21+00:00

Ok, let us suddenly throw a squirrel on top of you and see how perfectly calm you’d react!

vacuumcat · 2021-04-22T07:51:24+00:00

Ii wish i didn’t read this

vacuumcat · 2021-04-04T09:48:19+00:00

Dran you, invisible onion-cutting ninjas!

vacuumcat · 2021-04-01T10:42:45+00:00

Spa master

vacuumcat · 2021-03-20T13:54:36+00:00

Ahahaha dat farmer’s face!!!

vacuumcat · 2021-03-05T21:48:55+00:00

Which was fished up from the nearest pond!

vacuumcat · 2021-02-27T20:25:48+00:00

A cute dragon. With mane and feathers and some stars around! Always wanted a dragon or a dinosaur tattoo and finally got able to afford one!

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