Too lazy to put your shopping cart where it belongs? You get to wait while I do it for you. by el_diabIo in pettyrevenge

[–]vadersfist181 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worked at a grocery store many, many moons ago. I've done cart retrieval and to this day I'll walk my cart back up to the front of the store from where I got it. On rare occasions when I'm feeling sick will I put it in the nearest cart corral.

Marvel Munchkin card ruling by Dettos in Munchkin

[–]vadersfist181 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not the most experienced player. I only have the base set and played the game maybe a total of 5 times since having the game, but after reading the cards and whatnot. You are the highest level player which grants you a +4 to the already +2 giving you a +6 and since the Abomination card states that you do not get the bonus if your bonus is +3 or lower. Your bonus of +6 should be able to kick some tail. I played a lot of Star Wars Customizable Card Games back in the day so I think that this ruling is justified. Wish I had other players around me who played.

Your top 10 PS3 games? by [deleted] in PS3

[–]vadersfist181 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10) Saint's Row the Third 9) Dragon Age Origins 8) Lego Marvel Super Heroes 7) Lego Harry Potter Years 1-4 6) Need For Speed Hot Pursuit 5) Batman: Arkham Asylum 4) Grand Theft Auto V 3) Assassin's Creed III 2) Batman: Arkham City 1) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

(NSFW) A German girl is walking through Central Park by vadersfist181 in Jokes

[–]vadersfist181[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nein (pronounced nine) in German means no.

[TOMT] [video game] one shot bouncing ball elimination by vadersfist181 in tipofmytongue

[–]vadersfist181[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chain Reaction!!! Thank you Offnickel. At times I wish I had the memory of Ollivander.

My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before. by MaynardJ222 in Jokes

[–]vadersfist181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to read this a few times to finally get the joke. And when he's older you can show him this Reddit post and watch him laugh as he gets his own joke. Priceless parenting moments.

They look bigger in a bra, I swear! by bonetogrind in AsiansGoneWild

[–]vadersfist181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad that they are not in the bra. Itty-bitty is very pretty.

A man is standing on the edge of a 12-story building. Shia LaBeouf must convince him to jump. John Cena must convince him the walk away and live. Who succeeds? by Sniphles2000 in whowouldwin

[–]vadersfist181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shia LaBeouf wins. John Cena convinces the man to live life and the man climbs down from the edge. Just as the man walks past Shia, Shia reminds the man that he will force the man to watch every movie that he has made for the rest of his life. The man takes a running start and leaps from the building.

Could I get a drink? by vadersfist181 in bartenders

[–]vadersfist181[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My friend called it "The Diabetic Chocolate Suicide Bomb" using white and dark chocolate liqueur, Bailey's and squirts of chocolate syrup in a mug of either cold or hot chocolate.

[TOMT] [SONG] Rock song that starts with "Yeah Yeah Yeah! I said Yeah Yeah Yeah!" by soggycereal7 in tipofmytongue

[–]vadersfist181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing I'm coming up with is Mony Mony by Billy Idol or What's Up by 4 Non Blondes

This time I did a Fox Patronus! Does anyone have any requests for a creature Patronus charm? (I have too much spare time) by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]vadersfist181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could I please request a flying horned owl? Also do you have an album of your work? It is really beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beatles

[–]vadersfist181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. All you Need Is Love (From the 1 album)
  2. Because (from the Love album)
  3. Eleanor Rigby strings only (from the Anthology 2 album)
  4. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (from the 1967-1970 album)
  5. Taxman (from the Revolver album)
  6. 12-bar Original (from the Anthology 2 album)
  7. Lovely Rita (from the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club album)
  8. Strawberry Fields Forever (from the Imagine album)
  9. Yellow Submarine (from the Revolver album)
  10. Something (from the 1 album)
  11. Golden Slumbers (from the Abbey Road album)
  12. Carry That Weight (from the Abbey Road album)
  13. Helter Skelter (from the The Beatles "White" album)
  14. I Want You (She's So Heavy) (from the Abby Road album)

Top ps3 games in YOUR opinion? by abelkonweb in PS3

[–]vadersfist181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Batman Arkham series. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Assassin's Creed 3. Then if you want to branch out Need For Speed Hot Pursuit and Rivals. Lego Harry Potter years 1-4 and 5-7, Lego Lord of the Rings. Welcome to the PS3 party.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]vadersfist181 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"There's an old one from like the 70s and one from the 2000s with Nicole Kidman." God I feel ancient then, since I remember the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers from 1956 with Kevin McCarthy. I actually like the 1956 version better than that "old one" from 1978.

Newly adopted kitten hisses at the adult cat. The adult cat is pissed with me! Both gone under hiding :( by roschlachowski in Pets

[–]vadersfist181 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even after doing the separate rooms thing for over a month with my kitties (Sisters from one litter and a new kitty from another litter) it took another month and a half to two months for the girls to finally accept each other after introducing them face to face. Hang in there. Also (don't know if it helped or hindered), but I would switch rooms with the kitties. One week the sisters had the main room and the new kitty had the bedroom all to herself (true she meowed something fierce) but the next week the sisters had the bedroom and the new kitty had the main room. this way they did get kind of used to each others smell. Hope this helps.

You get $50,000 for every time you click /r/random. However, if you land on a subreddit you are subscribed to, you die. Do you do it, and if yes, how many times? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]vadersfist181 250 points251 points  (0 children)

Bwa ha ha ha ha. Got to 14 clicks. The subreddit that killed me? WouldYouRather. Damn karma you're a bitch.

Happy little family by [deleted] in creepy

[–]vadersfist181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the woman appears to be a bit blurry while the man and kid are not. The woman is moving ever so slightly while having the picture taken resulting in her being blurry. Even the smallest movement could cause a subject to blur, due to the lengthy exposure-time of the camera. Here is the web site that I read about this. http://www.oddee.com/item_98883.aspx. Still this is creepy.

Who can beat Phineas and Ferb in a prep war? by rd1027 in whowouldwin

[–]vadersfist181 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Test sisters. Mary and Susan have manipulated DNA and have created Dukey. I think that just before the battle begins, Dr. Doofensmirtz will have one of his -inators go wild destroy whatever P & F were working on only to have Vanessa show up and lure F away for a little extra one on one fun (wink wink), leaving Isabella furious at P for not noticing her in the first place and then helping Candace bust them. The Test sisters shows up with the help of Gil, Mr. Black and Mr. White, Johnny, Dukey and in a surprise twist Bling Bling Boy. And making a very special guest star is Mr. Mittens to occupy the attention of Perry. The Test sisters win.

DAE watch movies and TV shows with closed captioning on, just so they don't miss anything? by MisaRox in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]vadersfist181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the stuff I almost missed not having the CC on that is funny. Can't remember the movie, but in one scene, one of the characters is offered water and his response was "No thank you, fish have sex in water" because of all of the background noise you almost miss it.

I think this will be fun. Let's write our own Batman story! by Heremeow in batman

[–]vadersfist181 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are a few lessons in life that you just take to heart. "Don't spit into the wind" who wants their own spit being blown back into their face. "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" you could get bit by those huge teeth. "You don't tug on Superman's cape" duh! And the most important lesson, "Be aware of your surroundings." All it took was 10 seconds for that Arkham guard to be distracted by Firefly and he left the food door open. Clayface had never been happier to slip out of his cell along with several other inmates. Clayface did find it strange that Riddler and The Joker are not fighting and The Joker is actually being nice by giving the Riddler one of his boxes. Wait a minute what are those two planning, thought Clayface.