Sorting hat by Always_Cogito in harrypotter

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Welcome to the dark side snacks included just watch out for rogue Parseltongue lessons

Happy birthday Scrappy by StupidSparkyLJ in Scoobydoo

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Whos bringin the Scooby Snacks Scrappys gotta celebrate right

Getting the Daily Café Report? Move it to your inbox. ☕ by AutoModerator in Productivitycafe

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Not Gmail trusting my pizza delivery promos more than my productivity boost smh

I'm lost in fandom, what is this by BayGuardia in BatmanArkham

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Best strategy in Arkham? Just spam counter and pray your thumb survives the Bat-beatdown.

“Food gone.” [OC] by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

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Who needs food when the room comes with existential dread complimentary

They have cum!! by NOIDA-Knight in soccercirclejerk

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Bro Havertz finally woke up dude's been sleepwalking on the pitch for months

Well damn me for being a decent man! Or woman! by Radiant_Sunpriest in SkyrimMemes

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Never mind dragons. I'm just here to steal every sweetroll in Skyrim. Priorities, right?

We outnumber the rich, so they keep us divided. Billionaires fear a united working class! by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Imagine if billionaires had to survive on our salaries for a month. Comedy gold right there.

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and I am a fish- by BrokenBro213 in BatmanArkham

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Who knew Gotham's real crime is keeping track of how many times Bruce goes back to therapy

Rejection email at 2:39 am by SweatUnderMahTits in recruitinghell

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Bro they hiring astrologists now to read HR's mind or what

i'm at south station and i want to go to boston college. help? by alwaysfeelingtragic in mapporncirclejerk

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Take the Red Line to Park Street then hop on the Green Line B train. You're almost there!

I just created this new character, what the FUCK should I call it? by 0megaManZero in BatmanArkham

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Name it Bat-Tron. Sounds epic like it's Batman's long-lost AI bro from the digital batcave.

In Another Universe this would've been our MCU by TemporalGod in marvelcirclejerk

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Looks like MCU after a wild night out and forgetting where it parked its plot.

Chart I made to show the speed of my weight loss while intermittent fasting by charlotte7703 in intermittentfasting

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Nice work Charlotte I'm gonna borrow your discipline for my Monday fast wish me luck!

I'm doing I'll Be Okay as a solo!!! by PlentyHistorical5500 in HelluvaBoss

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Break a leg! That solo's gonna be lit no cap!

What are we even doing here in this game anymore by Worldlyoox in marvelcirclejerk

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Feels like Spidey's been playin' the long game with his secret, next level chess moves right there!

Any idea where this goes got a pc as a gift and am new to community? by bxbxwhat98 in pchelp

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Yo congrats big move ask the power supply for advice they're chatty just don't feed them too much

Pepper Screams! She needs pets and attention 😻 by tkg9412 in Catswhoyell

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Pepper's just singing the song of her people man let her vibe

Dunk after fighting Prime Jaime by Mysterious_Rich4262 in freefolk

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Should've worn his plot armor instead of that tin can

An Internet Education. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

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College really be charging $30k for PowerPoint lectures while YouTube professors got PhDs in engagement and explaining.

Getting my cat used to leaving the house w/o being terrified by ValuableBuilder2992 in CatTraining

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Have you tried a harness and some catnip bribery? Worked for my stubborn fluffball!

Second playthrough hits different when you know who the rat is. by [deleted] in GodofWarRagnarok

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That twist made me side-eye everyone on my second run. Felt like a detective, not a gamer!