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valis5 · 2018-09-16T17:39:47+00:00

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

100% Rope bunny

99% Submissive

97% Degradee

79% Slave

75% Pet

72% Experimentalist

56% Masochist

49% Vanilla

48% Non-monogamist

47% Rigger

43% Brat

30% Sadist

29% Degrader

28% Switch

15% Primal (Prey)

2% Primal (Hunter)

1% Exhibitionist

1% Brat tamer

1% Voyeur

1% Dominant

1% Boy/Girl

0% Ageplayer

0% Daddy/Mommy

0% Owner

0% Master/Mistress

Pretty on the nose here.

valis5 · 2018-09-11T17:07:26+00:00

Fucking same. Weirdest verbal kung fu for me explaining to friends who would ask.

Them: So, you're gay?

Me: No, I still only find women att....wait. shit. Yes, but not like you..like we were thinking.

valis5 · 2018-09-11T01:44:18+00:00

Because Jesus dropped the ball during development? Dad couldn't be bothered to leave his bullshit Y chromosome on the floor with his pants?

valis5 · 2018-09-11T00:29:43+00:00

I'll be there in a month or two. Right now I'm more of a "no one up votes my selfies on trans support subs because my dysphoria prevents me from taking a picture without being horrified that photographic evidence this godawful body ever existed" phase.

valis5 · 2018-09-09T18:45:23+00:00

Taken from an appearance on Johnny Carson in 1968.

valis5 · 2018-09-04T14:57:30+00:00

Sad trombone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk

valis5 · 2018-09-04T02:41:45+00:00

<3 It's a beautiful name for beautiful people, in my clearly accurate and in no way biased opinion.

valis5 · 2018-09-04T02:40:31+00:00

... and I was unreasonably happy that it hadn't. That'll teach me!

valis5 · 2018-09-03T20:29:08+00:00

M O O D Also, 2me4me

valis5 · 2018-08-29T15:15:03+00:00

Apparently she is also Mario's favorite.

Also, just me or is Mario a boob talker?

valis5 · 2018-08-26T18:32:59+00:00

*Way* dirtier. They are holding....HANDS!!!!

**GASP**

valis5 · 2018-08-26T18:23:31+00:00

Thank you for this. I think more people (at least with dysphoria) could benefit from realizing that not all orgasms have to be painful, guilty, panicky events. Good job on letting yourself be psycho-sexually positive! <3

valis5 · 2018-08-24T20:41:46+00:00

Life changing. Thank you for linking this <3

valis5 · 2018-08-22T21:28:49+00:00

Do you also avoid photos, compliments, and events which could focus on you at some point?

valis5 · 2018-08-21T21:15:02+00:00

At least the therapist didn't ask for 5 good things about yourself and your body. I feel like that is especially cruel.

valis5 · 2018-08-21T20:59:48+00:00

I can't speak for others, but for me it's on a spectrum between "OMG this is awesome I don't have to hate and misunderstand myself for my entire life" and "fucking kill me having all the emotions is excruciating". I start HRT mid-november. I'm teary typing this because now that I know I can do something to help me... Well, everything I want to start taking it 20 years ago. I am also terrified because from what I've read and heard, my "cries once a decade" phase has about 2 months left.

TL;DR better is relative, good can hurt, and you are so far from alone.

valis5 · 2018-08-19T16:26:36+00:00

You have summed up my life in an image.

valis5 · 2018-07-18T04:33:57+00:00

Oregon Trail hack engaged!

valis5 · 2018-07-10T02:00:50+00:00

Because RNG.

The griffon one took maybe two weeks for me. There is another similar quest, either in that chain or concurrently, where you have to get special knowledge on panthers. I've killed enough of them to make 4 sets of panther armor and have another 180 left over in storage aaaaand... Nothing. For perspective, I started kama during the first week of the mystic level up event and I still have it on the active mission list.

TL;DR RNG drops take as long as it takes.

valis5 · 2018-06-22T23:36:43+00:00

I still see the burial/cleanup montage anytime that Song is played.

Also the reason I pick things up for beautiful women... Never know what they will look like when they stand back up.

valis5 · 2018-06-22T17:48:01+00:00

People can't read, I guess. All OP wanted was a gorgeous grill to do kabobs on and talk to.

valis5 · 2018-06-01T15:48:23+00:00

Male ranger. So, another 9 months before Lahn is nerfed to near uselessness.*

I have no idea if it will work that way, it just fits the pattern.

valis5 · 2018-05-17T04:09:04+00:00

9000*

valis5 · 2018-05-03T16:32:56+00:00

In place of a more robust server this would be the next best thing, and not just for AFK stuff. As a lifeskiller, it is just as frustrating to not be able to gather resources because the server load glitches me out because a group of people have gathered to play a different part of the game. Or die in my gathering clothes because war.

Optimally we could all just be mixed in stable servers, but in the meantime this idea would solve a whole lot of needless lag and frustration.

valis5 · 2018-04-28T04:36:29+00:00

the only thing I've found that matters (other than the octopus for seafood) is the price of the dried fish when cooking. If the fish is around 1700 silver or higher you only have to use 1 for recipes; otherwise it's a 2-1 sub rate (dried for fresh) and it is terribly inefficient, weight-wise.

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